Doesn't matter. If I would've had a beer before the game, I would've been drunk. So I don't believe in 'if.' — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
True love is like a drunk person, crying, falling and hurting But still saying I can. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
It's sort of cliche, but when you're playing drunk, your character is trying to appear sober. — Corey Stoll Copy Share Image
I feel like a drummer with no sticks and somebody keeps farting on my snare drum. — Anthony Langston Copy Share Image
Peace was declared, but not all of us were drunk with joy or stricken blind. — George Grosz Copy Share Image
As I grew older I became a drunk. Why? Because I like ecstasy of the mind. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
I was drunk: Christian and drunk. They just don't go together. But that's what happened. And the next day, obviously God had… — Jim Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Her boozy breath was day-old, but of quality of Origin. Malt whisky, Carl guessed. The air was so thick with it, an… — Jussi Adler-Olsen Copy Share Image
Then I figured it would be a good plan to hire a few sailors to work for me, get them out to… — Carl Panzram Copy Share Image
My husband is the only guy I've ever dated where I've never been drunk around him. I couldn't handle dating without drinking… — Alison Rosen Copy Share Image
“Dude, would you want to fight a drunk monkey? They’re fucking huge. Like Every Which Way But Loose, man. Imagine that bastard… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sure, sometimes you just want to have a scene where you're drunk or having fun. I'm hoping for a fall from grace… — Chace Crawford Copy Share Image
“I'm walking through the city Like a drunk, but not With my slip showing a little Like a drunk, but not And… — Regina Spektor Copy Share Image
“Being “high” on LSD and “drunk” on bourbon. True, no one in either state should drive a car, but neither should one… — Alan W. Watts Copy Share Image
Sometimes I get drunk and I get into arguments with taxi drivers. And I get out the cab and I slam the… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
“Damn, he was bored. It was a fact, he was only now beginning to realise, that the conversation of the drunk is… — Joe Abercrombie Copy Share Image
Nonfiction brought me back to earth and sobered me up whenever it seemed like I'd become too drunk on the lives and… — Laura Miller Copy Share Image
In diabetes the thirst is greater for the fluid dries the body ... For the thirst there is need of a powerful… — Aretaeus of Cappadocia Copy Share Image
Discover the times when you're most creative - mornings, nights, afternoons - and clear the time to work then. Many writers find… — Deborah Moggach Copy Share Image
“I color your world." I blinked and my heart stopped. How did he…? Oh crap! I told him! Drunk, in the middle… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“She was certainly rather drunk. Her eyes were fixed as if upon some far-off point. She seemed to be contemplating a future… — Jean Rhys Copy Share Image
whats here a cup closed in my true loves hand poisin i see hath been his timeless end. oh churl drunk all… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
