Drunk Quote by Erika Valdespino

“My mother was the person I loved most in this world. She was also the person that had messed me up the most.”

— Rachel Higginson

Because I've been that drunk person in the club so many thousands of times, when I'm in an environment where people are drunk or…

— Moby

You know, people ask, "How does the chemistry happen?" It's like being in a bar when you're drunk. You see the person, and you…

— Sandra Bullock

Daddy, when he drank, just became sweeter. There wasn't a mean thought in his body. I've always said he was like a drunk Jimmy…

— Carol Burnett

When sober girls around me, they be actin like they drunk.

— Far East Movement

They be actin like they drunk, actin-actin like they drunk.

— Far East Movement

Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination.

— Vin Scully

Hit the club, and I'm mad cause they wont let us in. Now I'm about to go bad like drunk mexicans.

— Mistah F.A.B

“What if she'd turned down the lightly flung invitation and went about her life, thudding obliviously along like a drunk person, a blind person,…

— Meg Wolitzer

Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old.

— John Green

Q: what is the difference between a drunk person and a stoned person at a stop sign? A: the drunk person runs it and…

— CReEpEr

There are two types of people who really irritate me: 1. A drunk person when I'm sober. 2. A sober person when I'm drunk.

— Nishan Panwar