I'm too drunk to recall much of what I've said. Which, come to think of it, is probably just as well, judging… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't drink and haven't since I was younger so trying to remember what it feels like and act drunk was fun. — Josephine Jobert Copy Share Image
As far as I'm concerned the only thing to do is sit in a room and get drunk — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
Out of nowhere, Valek appeared before me, yelling in my ear, shaking my shoulders. Stupidly, belatedly, I realized he was the drunk.… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
But just as it sometimes happens that the most temperate people, who have never acquired the habit of drinking alcohol, or even… — Rebecca West Copy Share Image
“[Ella] “Again, I ask, whose side are you on?” [Lola] “The side that has the least Dorito-flavored vomit on the floor after… — Dakota Cassidy Copy Share Image
You've gotten drunk on so many kinds of wine. Taste this. It won't make you wild. It's fire. Give up, if you… — Rumi Copy Share Image
Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
It seemed to me that man himself was like a half-emptied bottle of pale ale, which Time had drunk so far, yet… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
That which the sober man keeps in his breast, the drunken man lets out at the lips. Astute people, when they want… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
I think if you're fame-hungry, go out to a nightclub and get drunk... why do that? I don't understand how some people… — Zac Efron Copy Share Image
People got out of the way for Cam. He was like a hot Moses, parting a sea of drunk college students. — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
I really don't like drunk women; I think it is such a bad look. I think it's very inappropriate and I don't… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
I thought Mike Pence, upon reflection to me, came across a little bit like your favorite aunt who refuses, in spite of… — Mark Shields Copy Share Image
“Nothing makes you forget everything as getting drunk of red wine.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
The drunk kids, the catholics They're all about the same They're waiting for something Hoping to be saved — Conor Oberst Copy Share Image
If a body could just find oot the exac' proper proportion and quantity that ought to be drunk every day, and keep… — James Hogg Copy Share Image
I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
“Drunkenness - that fierce rage for the slow, sure poison, that oversteps every other consideration; that casts aside wife, children, friends, happiness,… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
We'd just shared the last beer and slung the empty can out the window at a stop sign and were just waiting… — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
Girl scouts didn't teach me what to do with emotionally unstable drunk boys. — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
Ray would be in trouble, he would get drunk, he would try and kill J.R on three different occasions, he would make… — Steve Kanaly Copy Share Image