Yeah Jesus could turn water in to wine, but he didn't share. Douche. — Anthony Langston Copy Share Image
“Enemy are your friends"... YOOU ARE FUCKING DRUNK... THIS CONCLUSION IS FUCKING WRONG.” — Deyth Banger Copy Share Image
Just wondering on a scale from 1 to David Hasselhoff how drunk you were planning on getting this evening. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“He was so drunk that he would have stubbornly denied that he was.” — Filippo Bologna Copy Share Image
“Be silent, and sit down, for you are drunk, and this is the edge of the roof. —RUMI” — Robert V.S. Redick Copy Share Image
“Shut up. I'm drunk and I'm trying to confess, so just let me do it, okay?” — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
I observe a lot of you drunk people. What I do is I just let myself go there and fully commit to… — Leslie Mann Copy Share Image
Look, people get drunk ... People chase girls. And the point is, it's a hell of a lot better for them to… — Richard M. Nixon Copy Share Image
Newly released transcripts reveal that President Nixon was drunk during the Arab-Israeli crisis of 1973. After hearing this, President Bush said, 'Hey,… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Read the classics one hour every day, drunk or sober. Reading the classics gives one a feeling of confidence. It familiarizes one… — Richard Haynes Copy Share Image
Here's a tip: never get drunk while wearing a hooded sweatshirt. You will eventually think there's someone right behind you. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Something I tell my students is to read once; then if you still have problems with it, read it a second time.… — Felix Gonzalez-Torres Copy Share Image
The eloquent man is he who is no beautiful speaker, but who is inwardly and desperately drunk with a certain belief. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny and we'd get drunk together. He was… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“Oh boy. Too drunk to hold on to a whiskey and Coke and the word "pretty." That's not a combination with a… — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
“Nature" doesn't really have intentions, per se. Nature is a drunk waking up from a weekend bender, ambling through a messy kitchen… — Pat Connid Copy Share Image
If unable to abstain from drinking, a man may get drunk three times a month; if he does it more than three… — Genghis Khan Copy Share Image
“He wants to laugh out loud or punch a wall. He feels drunk or at least carbonated. Insane. At first, he thinks… — Gabrielle Zevin Copy Share Image
I celebrate myself, and I hope soon the day will come you will be celebrating yourself. And when thousands and thousands of… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
So what do people see when they read that well-behaved women rarely make history? Do they imagine good-time girls in stiletto heels… — Laurel Thatcher Ulrich Copy Share Image
For tonight I'm famous, for tonight I'm king And I will be remembered, for centuries of sand This man was a hero,… — Mars Mavis Paul John Copy Share Image
