Quote by Dave Chappelle

I went out with some old friends and we were having fun. A couple of them were very intoxicated. When I went to leave,…

— Rima Fakih

Friends don't let heads drive drunk!

— Al Snow

“Friends don't let friends drive drunk." "Are you trying to appeal to my conscience?" "How can you turn down a once-in-a-lifetime chance to drive…

— Becca Fitzpatrick

Friends don't let Jackasses drink and drive.

— Roger Ebert

I was very drunk last night and I took a bus home. It may not sound like a big thing to you but I'd…

— Green Monk

Twas a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank her.

— WCFields

If you want to drink, have a drink... if you want to drive, then drive... there's nothing worse than having a smash sober.

— Bernard Manning

Drinking and driving is a lot like drinking and fucking; all it takes is one little accident and you're fucked!

— Nikhil Saluja

They say Dont' drink and drive . Well … Yesterday I was drinking a Juice box While riding my Tricycle . Yeah . Im a Badass !!!

— Green Monk

I will never have a sip of alcohol and get behind the wheel again. Regardless if I'm 300% sure that I just had a…

— Dak Prescott

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.

— W. C. Fields

I was somewhat drunk with what I had done. And I am always one to prefer being sober.

— Gertrude Stein