“I'd have to get up pretty early in the morning to get drunk by 1 o' clock.” — Lucille Bluth Copy Share Image
Some things are better left unsaid, but I'll probably get drunk and say them anyways. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have written much less than most people who write; I have drunk much more than most people who drink. — Guy Debord Copy Share Image
You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor — Gina Gershon Copy Share Image
“There’s nothing worse than delivering bad news to women. I hoped I wouldn’t get good at it.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
One may be drunk with love without being any nearer to finding his mate. — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly. — William Wycherley Copy Share Image
I don't belong to any club or group. I don't fish, cook, dance, endorse books, sign books, co-sign declarations, eat oysters, get… — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
Remember when you're young and you think your dad is Superman? And then you grow up and realized he's just a drunk… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I have a responsibility, and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that… — Nicole Richie Copy Share Image
I'm going out... because I deserve to go out! And I'm going to get drunk... because I deserve to get drunk! And… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Thanksgiving is probably my favorite holiday - it's a day that's American to the core and it's a day that's all about… — Marcus Samuelsson Copy Share Image
Lessee...he'd gone off after the funeral and gotten drunk. No, not drunk, another word, ended with "er." Drunker. that was it. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Prosperity too often has the same effect on a Christian that a calm at sea has on a Dutch mariner; who frequently,… — William Cornelius Van Horne Copy Share Image
When the doors of opportunity swing open, we must make sure that we are not too drunk or too indifferent to walk… — Jesse Jackson Copy Share Image
“I wanted to wrap that moment up in tissue paper and save it forever someplace near my heart, just so I could… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“People keep asking what I do for a living and I keep saying that I don’t believe in making a living. That… — Charlotte Eriksson Copy Share Image
Blessed the man that hath visited 'Akká, and blessed he that hath visited the visitor of 'Akká. Blessed the one that hath… — Bahá'u'lláh Copy Share Image
If you just warn people, they often simply ignore you. But if you ask them a question, then they have to think… — Ben Aaronovitch Copy Share Image
The lights were off so that his heads could avoid looking at each other because neither of them was currently a particular… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“I’d never touched alcohol—doesn’t mix too well with crazy pills—but I knew at that moment what it must feel like to be… — Myra McEntire Copy Share Image
“Drunk people say the damnedest things! Not every night out is book-worthy, but a comment here or there gives me a good… — Jason Calloway Copy Share Image
Coffee in Brazil is always made fresh and, except at breakfast time, drunk jet black from demitasses first filled almost to the… — Bob Brown Copy Share Image
