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It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.

— Al Franken

You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor

— Gina Gershon

Women are a lot like ducks-they don’t like mud on their butts.

— Phil Robertson

Youre not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

— Anonymous

All the chicks who act crazy love it .Them chicks who stay blunted. Drunk in the middle of the dancefloor like, "Fuck it!"

— Jean Grae

Is drunk dancing a type?

— Nikki Ferrell

Women wearing men's clothes are chic, men wearing women's clothes make us fall on the floor laughing.

— Cynthia Heimel

I never understood why anyone would have sex on the floor. Until I was with you and I realized: you don't realize you're on…

— David Levithan

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

— Dean Martin

I have heard upscale adult U.S. citizens ask the ship's Guest Relations Desk whether snorkeling necessitates getting wet...I now know the precise mixocological difference…

— David Foster Wallace

I don't like bare floors.

— Robert Denning

Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.

— Anonymous