Crime Quote by Joe Bob Briggs

The fact that a player is very short of time is, to my mind, as little to be considered an excuse as, for instance,…

— Alexander Alekhine

Being drunk leads smart people to do stupid things, which is what is so interesting.

— Kit Williamson

Maybe I’m drunk right now, even though I don’t remember drinking anything. When I’m drunk, I say things without thinking. Drinking numbs you from…

— Carlton Mellick III

I get drunk, off of jealousy.

— Patience

People should stop choosing their partners whilst they are drunk, on the grounds they must sober up at some point.

— Steve Fowler

Yes, I'm drunk. But you are beautiful. And tomorrow morning I'll be sober, but you'll still be beautiful.

— Anonymous

I've never been high or drunk in my life.

— Gene Simmons

“It's possible I mentally calculate the danger of being relatively drunk for the entirety of the next few weeks.”

— Christina Lauren

There are plenty of alcoholics who can be magnificent when drunk: it does not make them any less alcoholic.

— Ingrid Bengis

“Neely O'Hara: [drunk in a bar] Who's stoned? I am merely traveling incognito.”

— Jacqueline Susann

How much more of the mosque, of prayer and fasting? Better go drunk and begging round the taverns. Khayyam, drink wine, for soon this…

— Omar Khayyam

Ofcourse I'm going to drive, I'm to drunk to walk.

— Kiara Leigh