I hope to go into a poem sober and come out a little drunk. And if I do then that's a real… — Dannie Abse Copy Share Image
We Persians have a saying that one should deliberate serious matters first drunk, then sober. — Mary Renault Copy Share Image
I was never afraid of anything because I never hurt anyone. I was always an old drunk. — Chavela Vargas Copy Share Image
“ "I don't know exactly what's wrong with you, but I bet it's hard to pronounce when you're drunk." ” — Cherie Priest Copy Share Image
Has anyone ever won an argument with you? (Syd) Just Tee, and I was drunk and wounded at the time. (Joe) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem. — George Burns Copy Share Image
If you like to read, sometimes it's interesting just to go and see what the reality is, of the word, of the… — Harold Brodkey Copy Share Image
Singing Radiohead at the top of our lungs With the boom box blaring as we're falling in love Got a bottle of… — Arvil Lavigne Copy Share Image
If a boxer ever went as crazy as Nijinsky all the wowsers in the world would be screaming 'punch-drunk.' Well, who hit… — A. J. Liebling Copy Share Image
When people are really drunk they have a propensity to harm themselves and others - they fall off buildings, they drive into… — Emily Yoffe Copy Share Image
“Nancy Astor: "Winston, you are a drunk!" Winston Churchill: "And you, madam, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning."… — Nancy Astor the Viscountess Astor Copy Share Image
Ladies, there's nothing attractive about a woman being sloppy drunk...stop bragging about it like it's an accomplishment. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Part of me knows that prayer is essential; another part of me would rather turn on the TV and check out. And… — John Eldredge Copy Share Image
“He had been drunk over in town, and laid in the gutter all night, and he was a sight to look at.… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Don't drive drunk. Ever. Don't shag anyone you don't like, or who doesn't like you. Get a look at how people live… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Blessed the man that hath visited 'Akká, and blessed he that hath visited the visitor of 'Akká. Blessed the one that hath… — Bahá'u'lláh Copy Share Image
“People keep asking what I do for a living and I keep saying that I don’t believe in making a living. That… — Charlotte Eriksson Copy Share Image
“I wanted to wrap that moment up in tissue paper and save it forever someplace near my heart, just so I could… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
I can't with any conscience argue for New York with anyone. It's like Calcutta. But I love the city in an emotional,… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I was walking late one night along a tree-lined path; a chestnut fell at my feet. The noise it made as it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was doing drugs and alcohol, I thought I'll have a drink and a line of this and I'll smoke this.… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
One who has drunk at the fountain of spiritual happiness says good-by of his own accord to the satisfactions that come from… — Maria Montessori Copy Share Image
High as fuck, sloppy drunk when I'm passin' through. Rollin' doobies up, yo ho who we pass 'em to. — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
The drunk kids, the catholics They're all about the same They're waiting for something Hoping to be saved — Conor Oberst Copy Share Image
“A drunk can't follow a line of reasoning, even if it is a double white line.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
When you're drunk shake that ass like you know how to dance, Hollywood we're never going down. — Hollywood Undead Copy Share Image
2 types of people that annoy me: Drunk people, when I'm sober. Sober people, when I'm drunk. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
Lets get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tay busy, get plenty of exercise, and dont drink too much. Then again, dont drink too little. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination. — Vin Scully Copy Share Image
“I read a lot. I love books. If they came in a bottle, I'd be a drunk too.” — Alyxandra Harvey Copy Share Image
A bottle of wine Still to be drunk, A bundle of thoughts Still to be thunk. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
That incident ruined my reputation for 10 years. Get one Beatle drunk and look what happens! — Harry Nilsson Copy Share Image
Nobody, at least sitting in my seat , is defending drunk driving. I am not for drunk driving. — Tucker Carlson Copy Share Image
I've had very little sex. I like my Scotch, but I've never been drunk. — Khushwant Singh Copy Share Image
People vomitied at my movies; not because of the movie but because they were drunk. I took credit anyway. — John Waters Copy Share Image
