Health Quote by Maryse Holder

“That night is going to pale in comparison to today, precious. Today, I’m going to make love to you sweetly and tenderly. Then I’m…

— Laurelin Paige

“I want to roll my eyes, but I'm pretty soon they're going to get stuck in the back of my head, and penis puns…

— Lauren Morrill

“A blast of whooshing pleasure swept through me and I fell over the other side, into sweet currents of relaxing little judders. The gentleman…

— Sarah Michelle Lynch

“I wanted to tell you that I couldn't stop thinking about your face. That you had burrowed your way so deep into my veins…

— A. Meredith Walters

“In the past five minutes, I had managed to tease my libido, scald my crotch, and catch a world-class elbow with my forehead.”

— B. Justin Shier

“Okay. I don't know how we're going to do this. If I'm not in you inside of five minutes, I'm going to die. My…

— Lisa Marie Rice

“Baby, in a couple of minutes I'm going to rip off your god damned panties and show you some turkey neck you'll remember all…

— Charles Bukowski

“After three hours, I come back to the waiting room. It is a cosmetic surgery office, so a little like a hotel lobby, underheated…

— Joan Nestle Riki Anne Wilchins Clare Howell

“I’ll tell you why, gorgeous. Because I’m finally going to taste your pussy and I want to fucking ache while I do it. When…

— Tessa Bailey

“R-E-M-O-R-S-E! Those dry Martinis did the work for me; Last night at twelve I felt intense, Today I feel like thirty cents. My eyes…

— George Ade

“You know where you can shove your joke. Just get me a new drink and try not to include and of your STD-laced body…

— Kim Harrington

“Bloody my nose, freeze my nipples, give me blue balls, what else are you going to do to me today?”

— Jill Patten