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Friendship Quote by Green Monk

“Keep your friends close and your alcohol closer. Then get…” quote by Green Monk — Download Open image

“Keep your friends close and your alcohol closer. Then get drunk and insult your friends.”

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Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman.

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Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing!

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When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them

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I would just like to point something out to you: the exit.

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Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects

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You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches...

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Sign on the abortion clinic: Don't kid yourself!

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Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes.

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That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times

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Bitch, I tweet like everyone hates me.

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Friends are like stars you can't always see them, but you know they're there.

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“But my best friend from college was silent for a long time. She, of all of my friends, had seen the parade of sad…

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You smile upon your friend to-day, To-day his ills are over; You hearken to the lover's say, And happy is the lover. 'Tis late…

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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

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