Quote by Katelyn Perrier Download Open image ““Pretend that toddlers are just people that are really drunk”” — Katelyn Perrier ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“If you ever have children, tell them they must always be drunk. Drunk on love, drunk on poetry, drunk on wine, it doesn’t matter.… — Benjamin Hale Copy Share Image
“There is a kind of stupidity among the drunks, particularly when they are sober...” — John le Carré Copy Share Image
“I'm sure the other kids wouldn't mind not being lectured by another toddler over the virtues of sharing and the mental benefits of toy… — Hayden Thorne Copy Share Image
“I began to intuit dimly why people drank when they went dancing, and it occurred to me that maybe the reason preschool had felt… — Elif Batuman Copy Share Image
“in this house drunks are like monsters. People think if they ignore them they’ll cease to exist.” — Fredrik Backman Copy Share Image
“The kid said: “I don’t like drunks in the first place and in the second place I don’t like them getting drunk in here,… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
“for the most part, my peers, like me, have embarked on the eternal compromise that is dealing with a toddler. We are no longer… — Andrea J. Buchanan Copy Share Image
“If you don't want your children to hear what you're saying, pretend you're talking to them.” — E.C. McKenzie Copy Share Image
“When grown people speak of the innocence of children, they don’t really know what they mean.” — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
“Buying kids booze was against the law but hell, it wasn’t the worst thing he’d done. After that, it turned into a thing—they’d see… — Monica Drake Copy Share Image
