The most important thing to remember about drunks is that drunks are far more intelligent than non-drunks- they spend a lot of… — Shane MacGowan Copy Share Image
When the doors of opportunity swing open, we must make sure that we are not too drunk or too indifferent to walk… — Jesse Jackson Copy Share Image
How much for the bottle, put it on my tab. Hop out like a model all them foreign tags. Get so drunk… — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
“Save your explanations, I got some questions for you first and you'd better answer them!' [slurred Hellian.] 'With what?' [Banaschar] sneered. 'Explanations?'… — Steven Erikson Copy Share Image
Tommy Dorsey was the last of the band leaders... He was ahead of his time; if he got drunk, he got difficult,… — Dick Haymes Copy Share Image
I wanted to just get a job so I could have enough money for my own apartment and be able to get… — Nick Tosches Copy Share Image
I do jump behind the bar when we're really busy, but by that point I've usually drunk too much to work. — Jason Flemyng Copy Share Image
Alcohol make you drunk, man. It don't make you meditate, it just make you drunk. Herb is more a consciousness. — Bob Marley Copy Share Image
The night before we began shooting 'Hooper,' I threw a $7,000 bash for the whole crew. I told them, 'Get as drunk… — Hal Needham Copy Share Image
They are preserving the sanctity of marriage, so that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but… — Lea DeLaria Copy Share Image
I don’t intend to use beer as a crutch and drink until I pass out. So advice, keep an eye on that… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
Asquith, when drunk, can make a better speech than any of us when sober. — Bonar Law Copy Share Image
I may be known as the girl who was sunbathing topless with a Prince but Jordan is known as that thick girl… — Jenny Frost Copy Share Image
Any drunk who has tried to put his car where a lamppost stands is a self-educated physicist. — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
I don't belong to any club or group. I don't fish, cook, dance, endorse books, sign books, co-sign declarations, eat oysters, get… — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
Writing a novel is like driving a car at night. Sometimes you run over a drunk who's lain down and fallen asleep… — E. L. Doctorow Copy Share Image
The outstretched arms of Jesus exclude no one, not the drunk in the doorway, the panhandler on the street, gays and lesbians… — Brennan Manning Copy Share Image
The old shepherd had died, or got drunk, or got rats, or got the sack, or a legacy, or got sane, or… — Henry Lawson Copy Share Image
New Zealanders are so chill. I know they say Australians are chill, and I feel like Australians are chill, but I keep… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from a parked truck in Adelaide. I was nice and drunk.… — Ronald Biggs Copy Share Image
