Drunk Quotes · Page 29

In the middle of a crazy and drunk life, you have to hang onto the good and sober moments tightly.

— Sherman Alexie

“Watch her eyes the first time you really fuck her deep. You'll be drunk on her for days. I was.”

— Kit Rocha

Every time we have been drunk on Jager it's been - either we didn't remember or it's been insane.

— Charlie Benante

A drunk Lady is a man's responsibility, NOT a man's oppurtunity.

— Jeferson Bregano

I have drunk ale from the Country of the Young / And weep because I know all things now.

— William Butler Yeats

“Beeeeeeeeeer" slurred the drunk from the floor; stirring to life at the sound of alcohol.”

— Rob J. Hayes

Gettin drunk, high on dat mary jane pussy in the mouth now make it rain

— Dyllan

Alcohol make you drunk, man. It don't make you meditate, it just make you drunk. Herb is more a consciousness.

— Bob Marley

What can you say about the family who is suing the railroad after their drunk son was killed walking on the tracks?…

— David Sedaris

“It is time I came back to my real life After this voyage to an island with no name, Where I lay…

— May Sarton

I never could figure out how those people like Bukowski could be both carousers and writers at the same time, because to…

— Dan Chaon

Thinking about the first person ever to get drunk. People must have been like, COME QUICK! JEREMIAH HAS BEEN STRICKEN WITH AWESOME!

— Kendrick Cole

I was never in the office [of Rolling Stone]. It was very different from Lampoon, where we spent a lot of time…

— P. J. O'Rourke

It is sometimes necessary for each person. Fill up with delicious food, get drunk, sing loudly and chat frivolously.

— Haruki Murakami

Tears are words to the loved ones, Siting beside drunk whole night like I am in Love, Have your problem to the…

— Raman

Ivory's the kind of girl who gets drunk and immediately starts slurring. I have a lot of friends like that, and I…

— Chelsea Handler

If I'm very drunk, I can improvise. But generally speaking, no. Generally speaking, almost all of my work is material that was…

— Richard Meltzer

Those who have been too long at their labor, who have drunk too long at the cup of voluptuousness, who feel they…

— Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Out of nowhere, Valek appeared before me, yelling in my ear, shaking my shoulders. Stupidly, belatedly, I realized he was the drunk.…

— Maria V. Snyder

I never been the kind to ever let my feeling show. I thought that by being strong meant never losing my self…

— Keith Urban

Among the small number of things that I have liked and known how to do well, what I have assuredly known how…

— Guy Debord

Anyone who has chanced like me to roam through desolate mountains and studied at length their fantastic shapes and drunk the invigorating…

— Anonymous

You're born absolutely free except for laws of nature, if you drink you get drunk, that's a law, if you get old…

— Doug Stanhope

As a physician who was smoking a pack of cigarettes a day, getting drunk on weekends, stressed out about having 35 patients…

— Deepak Chopra

As far as I'm concerned the only thing to do is sit in a room and get drunk

— Jack Kerouac

“Even now I can’t describe the fear that contaminated my blood like black ink.”

— Steven Ramirez

“They are not unattractive in the sense that I am drunk and they likely have female genitalia.”

— Lance Carbuncle

I'm brighter when I'm not drunk; when I'm drunk, I lose part of my IQ.

— Gaspar Noe

Yeah, she was hitting me hard. She was drunk and she was hitting me hard.

— David Gest

The intense perfumes of the wild herbs as we trod them underfoot made us feel almost drunk.

— Jacqueline du Pre

Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk, and now we stand by…

— William Tecumseh Sherman

“more money than the crooks at Enron and less taste than a drunk after a bottle of tequila”

— Maria Lima

You punks better back up. I dont need no back up. You get high drunk then you cowards wanna act up.

— Lil Wyte

Since when has being drunk been an excuse? Man up and take responsibility for your actions.

— Anonymous

“it always falls on the sober to pay for the sins of the drunk.”

— Khaled Hosseini

Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle.

— Paul McCartney

Never trust a man when he's in love, drunk, or running for office.

— Shirley MacLaine

“I’m the king with no subjects The vain man with no crowd The drunk twat who’s always so fucking loud”

— L.J. Shen

“I heard them tearing at it. It was the sound of mortality.”

— Steven Ramirez

Usually I have drunk fans and racist fans yelling horrible things out at me as I'm walking to the cage.

— Belal Muhammad