Drunk Quotes · Page 31

“Nothing spells trouble like two drunk cowboys with a rocket launcher.”

— C.J. Box

I was somewhat drunk with what I had done. And I am always one to prefer being sober.

— Gertrude Stein

I like my wine and vodka, but that doesn't mean I fall about drunk. I know my limits.

— Ridley Scott

“98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

When I leave home, its always on my both feet, but I get back on both knees and hands, and thats on…

— Aruho Marwin Machiaveli

Debut: the first time a young girl is seen drunk in public.

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

I didn't start MADD to deal with alcohol. I started MADD to deal with the issue of drunk driving.

— Candy Lightner

“What is said when drunk has been thought out beforehand.”

— Anonymous

How sad, a heart that does not know how to love, that does not know what it is to be drunk with…

— Omar Khayyam

I have so strong a sense of creation, of tomorrow, that I cannot get drunk, knowing I will be less alive, less…

— Anais Nin

I'm not a fan of reality shows, but I am a fan of people who use their brains and skills and hard…

— Sandra Bullock

It's progress I think, that science has joined philosophy, metaphysics & religion as subjects drunk people argue about in bars.

— Neil deGrasse Tyson

It's hot tonight and half the neighborhood is drunk. the other half is dead. if I have any advice about writing poetry…

— Charles Bukowski

I wasn't that drunk! ... Bro, you picked up a little mexican girl & screamed, DORA! I NEED YOUR MAP TO GET HOME!

— Jazzjefferies

A bird in the boughs sang "June," And "June" hummed a bee In a Bacchic glee As he tumbled over and over…

— Clinton Scollard

If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here you know I…

— Dean Martin

I'm very nearly drunk enough to be transcendent," Calla said after a space. She was not the only psychic drinking, but she…

— Maggie Stiefvater

Drunk driving contains a far greater risk of violent death than the use or sale of illegal drugs, the societal response to…

— Michelle Alexander

It was such a thrill. I found the roughest, toughest girls who love to party. They study and work all day in…

— Beccy Cole

“Rosie had been a little girl with a dead dad, and there was no getting around that or over that. Even a…

— Anne Lamott

“I'm an old man now. Old on the inside. I'm a drunk, and I hate to tell you, but I'm not prepared…

— Suzanne Palmieri

“Reevie . . . I feel wasted.” Her head sways from side to side, her hair hanging in her face. “Will you…

— Jenny Han

“I'm sorry, but why does Claire know how to take a punch? I'm not sure I like where this is going," Carter…

— Tara Sivec

Back on shore everyone was pretty messed up, but the owner/captain was by far the worst off. He ended up drunk for…

— Mark Z. Danielewski

“Neely O'Hara: [drunk in a bar] Who's stoned? I am merely traveling incognito.”

— Jacqueline Susann

There seems to be a peculiar and particular tie between men who have been drunk together.

— Alice Thomas Ellis

While he was drunk asleep, or in his rage, or in the incestuous pleasure of his bed.

— William Shakespeare

I don't drink because I have problems or I want to escape. I just love drinking and being drunk.

— Richard Harris

That awkward moment when I'm really drunk and you're still ugly.

— Anonymous

Hate when I get drunk at a bar and hot chicks waste the opportunity to take sexual advantage of me.

— Green Monk

“I’m very drunk and I intend on getting still drunker before this evening’s over.”

— Margaretta Mitchell

I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.

— Adrian Rogers

Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.

— Aziz Ansari

Life is short so live it havin fun and not waste it bein drunk

— Author Name

I became a Christian before I got sober. So I was a drunk, bulimic Christian.

— Anne Lamott

“I have been drunk just twice in my life, and the second time was that afternoon…”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

An alcoholic is someone you dont like who drinks as much as you do.

— Anonymous

I don't always tweet when I'm drunk, but when I do, it's when I'm visiting my family.

— Nikhil Saluja

Ever Looked Back At Your Ex¥ And Asked Yourself- - Was I Drunk In The Entire Relationship ?_ ;) :-p

— Karal

“I went on a road trip with my cat, Cap’n. I would have let him drive, but he was drunk.”

— Jarod Kintz