Putting my face in food is not a habit I have unless I'm really drunk. — Charlotte Dawson Copy Share Image
I rely on the promise, 'God is kind to women, fools, and drunk people.' — Jane Welsh Carlyle Copy Share Image
“a drunk did not expect the bottle to love him back,and she only wished to drink him in whenever she could.” — Sherry Thomas Copy Share Image
So what we get drunk so what we smoke weed. That's how it's suppose to be, living young wild and free! — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
More people die on a per mile basis from drunk walking than from drunk driving. — A. J. Jacobs Copy Share Image
No one can get really drunk on a novel or a painting, but who can help getting drunk on Reethoven's Ninth, Rartok's… — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
I wasn't drinking to get drunk. It's social drinking, so what's the point? It's empty calories, you're poisoning yourself. — Spencer Matthews Copy Share Image
I'm not a big drinker and I don't smoke either. I've only been drunk a few times, but I did moon my… — Nikki Sanderson Copy Share Image
Certain nights, when everything's perfect and we have thousands of people partying their asses off, I break my rule and have a… — Kenny Chesney Copy Share Image
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
All pictures that's painted with sense and with thought / Are painted by madmen as sure as a groat; / For the… — William Blake Copy Share Image
“I’ll be too drunk to fight when you ask why I prefer to hurt, so I’ll start hurling stupid phrases like I… — Kris Kidd Copy Share Image
Relax, Jailbait," said Avery. "A drunken kiss is nothing compared to a drunken fall. God knows I've kissed plenty of guys drunk."… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“Mathematicians still don’t understand the ball our hands made, or how your electrocuted grandparents made it possible for you to light my… — Jeffrey McDaniel Copy Share Image
I took my mother's knife and played johnny johnny johnny on the playhouse floor. I was drunk, stabbed myself every few throws.… — Janet Fitch Copy Share Image
“The rowdy gang of singers who sat at the scattered tables saw Arthur walk unsteadily to the head of the stairs, and… — Alan Sillitoe Copy Share Image
People have so many expectations when they go out on stage, so many wishes about what their night is going to be:… — Robyn Copy Share Image
No. I think they're the idiot people and I'm the normal person. But I don't really go to parties where...I don't really… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
Today, the growers are like a punch-drunk old boxer who doesn't know he's past his prime. The times are changing. The political… — Cesar Chavez Copy Share Image
I remember in one of my early films I had a drunk scene. It was Kiss Me Goodbye, with Sally Field, and… — Jeff Bridges Copy Share Image
“Plato forbids children wine till eighteen years of age, and to get drunk till forty; but, after forty, gives them leave to… — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
Anyone who is elected mayor of a place called "Sin City" is allowed to be a drunk. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“When I lifted up the skin, a fat kidney worm dripping with gore raised its bald, blind head and glared at me.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
If alcoholism is considered a disease. Then shouldn't you be able to call off work drunk — Myself Copy Share Image
God may do something silly at any time, because, like any lover, God does not reason. God is drunk with love. — Ernesto Cardenal Copy Share Image
I wrote my songs despite the fact that I was a drunk, not because of it — Warren Zevon Copy Share Image
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Doggystyle is cool, but when you're drunk, forced sex becomes way cooler. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“When a man gets drunk he gets sentimental. That's what I wanted to avoid.” — Jean-Paul Sartre Copy Share Image
Whenever I get sick, I get my immune system drunk so it will fight anything. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I used to think if I didn't have a drink it was going to be a rubbish night, so I'd drink purely… — Megan McKenna Copy Share Image
“Dear 2600: Please forgive my last email to your magazine. I was drunk at the time.” — Emmanuel Goldstein Copy Share Image
I can be drunk until 6 in the morning, and then I don't have to show up to work until 14 hours later. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
If you love her, let her go out drinking with her friends. If she drunk dials you, she is yours — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
