I can't believe he didn't have the dignity and presence of mind just to get drunk and pass out in some gutter,"… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I hope to go into a poem sober and come out a little drunk. And if I do then that's a real… — Dannie Abse Copy Share Image
Like other discriminatory legislation in our country's history, immigration laws define and differentiate legal status on the basis of arbitrary attributes. Immigration… — Aviva Chomsky Copy Share Image
I mean, why on earth (outside sickness and hangovers) aren't people continually drunk? I want ecstasy of the mind all the time. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
This is the fairest picture on our planet, the most enchanting to look upon, the most satisfying to the eye and spirit.… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I filmed myself drunk, just to see what I'm like. I watched so many funny videos of people drunk on YouTube. — Aaron Paul Copy Share Image
“...it was not considered right for a man not to drink, although drink was a dangerous thing. On the contrary, not to… — Eoghan Odinsson Copy Share Image
A lot of people think that since I'm drunk in my stories, I must be drunk 24 hours a day. What kind… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
If there was a pill that allowed you to drink and not get drunk, an alcoholic would go "What happens if you… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Petition me no petitions, sir, to-day; Let other hours be set apart for business. To-day it is our pleasure to be drunk;… — Henry Fielding Copy Share Image
I remember having my father stand over me when I had driven over my own foot; one leg was out of the… — Randy Bachman Copy Share Image
There's something amazing about tea. It's good before a meal, after a meal, when drunk, when taking drugs, while playing football and… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
All excess is ill, but drunkenness is of the worst sort. It spoils health, dismounts the mind, and unmans men. It reveals… — William Penn Copy Share Image
I look for people that are emitting a nice energy about them. Like, they're dancing to the house music or they have… — Alex Toth Copy Share Image
Sometimes I write drunk and revise sober, and sometimes I write sober and revise drunk. But you have to have both elements… — Peter De Vries Copy Share Image
It's not name dropping, but not many people can say, like me, that they spent the day with the likes of Francis… — Jeffrey Bernard Copy Share Image
We Persians have a saying that one should deliberate serious matters first drunk, then sober. — Mary Renault Copy Share Image
No one really needs to defend drinking. That's something that frustrates me as a comic: I have to play clubs where selling… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
I don't like the feeling of being too drunk; I don't even like the taste of alcoholic drinks half the time. — Paul Mullin Copy Share Image
