Drunk Quotes · Page 35

I like dumb people cause they make me look smart even when I'm drunk.

— Anonymous

I look like a down-and-out drunk who has been picked out of the gutter in the Strand.

— Winston Churchill

As a rapper, I don't freestyle. I used to freestyle when I used to get drunk, and it didn't matter.

— Andre Benjamin

“(Henry requests Sin marry Caledonia) I would sooner geld myself. Drunk. With a dull knife. (Sin)”

— Kinley MacGregor

It is better to be drunk with loss and to beat the ground, than to let the deeper things gradually escape.

— Ivy Compton-Burnett

“I don't drink to make others look better, I just drink to make myself feel prettier.”

— Brooke Bida

You talk like a drunk man walks: in every direction but where he be headed.

— Terry Goodkind

“She's drunk dialing contractors. Someone should stop her.”

— Jill Shalvis

“When you are on your purpose, your preoccupation isn't what you don't have yet. You've already drunk too much of WHO YOU…

— Assegid Habtewold

[In my bio] is no drunk driving, there's no DUI's, there's no possession of cocaine, none of that stuff so you know,…

— Jeff Dunham

“When Ruth spots a man she likes, she gets him drunk, strips off his clothes, and hops into bed with him. When…

— Sam Torode

Everybody in recovery smokes. If you don't like smoking, don't even bother trying to get sober. Just stay drunk.

— Augusten Burroughs

Oh, you crows! Feast away! What a spread! Soup straight from the eye sockets! And thick red sake! But don't have too…

— Eiji Yoshikawa

“of always being in control? No, not exactly that, she decided. What she had told Kristen was true. She had certainly never…

— Rosalind James

Does my character hate Bree? Well, let's just put it this way. Bree hasn't seen the last of me. I gave that…

— Alfre Woodard

When I am not drunk I do not talk. You have never heard me talk much. But an intelligent woman is sometimes…

— Anonymous

I love being in an arena that has like 10,000 people and huge crowds. I want to do a show at like…

— Avril Lavigne

Of course we got drunk!" Semyon said. "It's okay to get drunk, Anton. If you need to real bad. Only you have…

— Sergei Lukyanenko

“What a great month, little one. We are having so much fun together, going on walks and reading books and watching Pyramid…

— Heather B. Armstrong

All governments suffer a recurring problem: Power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to…

— Frank Herbert

I kind of wish people didn’t know who I am, that I could just lie, say I’m a speechwriter for Obama. This…

— Robert Pattinson

we might also call vertigo the intoxication of the weak. aware of his weakness, a man decides to give in rather than…

— Milan Kundera

You don't fall in love because you fall in love; you fall in love because of the need, desperate, to fall in…

— Umberto Eco

There comes a day of public ceremonial, and a chance to make a speech… A million voters with IQs below 60 have…

— H. L. Mencken

Beer was not made to be moralised about, but to be drunk.

— Theodore Maynard

One drink, two drinks, three, & now four! Show that drunk the way to the door!

— Know Moore

He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.

— Epictetus

Cause when the sun sets baby. On the avenue. I get that drunk sex feeling. Yeah, when I'm with you.

— Rita Ora

Maybe we should all get DRUNK and tell each other things we're to afraid to say SOBER

— Anonymous

Be wild and crazy and drunk with Love, if you are too careful, LOVE will not find you.

— Rumi

Got drunk. Passed out on the patio for 3 hours. That's about as close to camping as it gets for me. Thug Life.

— Anonymous

A drunk doesn't try to stand up; a drunk tries not to fall down.

— Matthew McConaughey

Move somewhere with decent public transit so you don't drive drunk and hit somebody.

— Greg Gutfeld

“Nothing makes you promise more than the steady supply of alcohol.”

— Anthony T. Hincks

Night clubs scare me. They're dark and they stink and they're dangerous and everybody's drunk.

— David Letterman

The man who gets drunk in peacetime is a coward. The man who gets drunk in wartime goes on being a coward.

— Jose Bergamin

Being drunk is not an excuse for anything peeps. Take responsibility for your actions.

— Anonymous

“Just because life gave her sour grapes didn't mean she had to stomp them into wine and get drunk.”

— Melissa Wright

“Any connoisseur knows you've got to be drunk to really enjoy a good romance.”

— Osamu Dazai

God damn, I'm rich as fuck. Drunk as hell. Throwing money, pick it up. Life is good, live it up.

— Wiz Khalifa