Let's drink! When we get drunk, all is done,but when it's over,it will be the same… — Gracesel Collado Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when people think your drunk when in fact you're just a blast naturally — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That young man seeks opportunities to test his principles as readily as a drunk picks fights in a bar. — Robert Harris Copy Share Image
I'm going to get drunk and insult as many musicians from the 80's as is humanly possible. — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
I lay my head on the wheel and the horn begins honking, the whole neighborhood knows that I'm home drunk again. — George Jones Copy Share Image
I never went out in the morning with the intention of getting drunk. It just happened. — George Best Copy Share Image
At four o'clock in the morning, when everyone is drunk enough, then extraordinary things can happen. — James A. Baldwin Copy Share Image
“We knew each other’s histories and secrets, hopes and fears and dreams. When you need to get good and drunk, that’s the… — Jacqueline Carey Copy Share Image
“I had been out of the game for too long. I couldn’t even get drunk and flirt anymore. I could however, get… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“These are the words of a fool: I am happy to be a fool, for i won't spend my time gazing at… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
Pie can’t compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Having been familiar with "drunk" once or twice myself, that lick just came to me - and yeah, it sounded very drunk,… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
“how could you possibly look ten women in the face and ask why they had gotten you drunk and made a game… — Robert Jordan Copy Share Image
One pleasant surprise was when I interviewed Butch Patrick. I was expecting this bitter old drunk, and instead he had a total… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
I could get drunk and run around Nashville naked. But I won't because I want to set a good example for my… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
“People are talking about immigration, emigration and the rest of the fucking thing. It's all fucking crap. We're all human beings, we're… — Shane MacGowan Copy Share Image
“Needy people are like newborns, I have come to realize. One intoxicated night and BAM! You are stuck with this problem. You… — Chase Brooks Copy Share Image
“How did you get over there?” Oh dear. “Magic.” He waved his hands for added effect. The sloppy grin that slipped across… — Christine d'Abo Copy Share Image
It's important that Oasis are rude about everybody and that they get drunk...Fair enough. It's nice, isn't it? But it's nothing to… — Damon Albarn Copy Share Image
“The feeling was less like chemical intoxication than being drunk on life. Spinning round and round, he experienced absolute bliss— unadulterated and… — Sol Luckman Copy Share Image
For many years, I was a really heavy drinker, but people don't know about that because I'm by myself all the time.… — Fiona Apple Copy Share Image
He was drunk upon the average once a day, and penitent upon an equally fair calculation once a month; and when he… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Flowers should be viewed when half open, wine should be drunk only to subtle intoxication; there is great fun in this. If… — Zicheng Hong Copy Share Image
If you're not drunk and half naked by this point, you're not paying attention. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Do not get drunk with wine, which will only ruin you; instead, be filled with the Spirit. — Paul In The Bible Copy Share Image
“I didn't want to be DRUNK. IN. PUBLIC. I wanted to be drunk in a BAR. I was THROWN. into. public.” — Ron White Copy Share Image
To get a traveling salesman drunk is the height of impossibility. — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
“Oh my God. I'm not Keith Richards. I'm Otis from Mayberry! A fucking drunk!” — Dave Mustaine Copy Share Image
“There’s no better way for a woman to punish a man than to make him sleep away from her.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
Hey I have waited so long, to gather up my courage she has got me love drunk fumbling my words. — JLS Copy Share Image
When your companions get drunk and fight, take up your hat and wish them good night — Proverb Copy Share Image
The spirit he has shown has been second to none. (on Terry Fenwick's drunk-driving charge) — Terry Venables Copy Share Image
He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What are you going to do with the money Anne? Let's all go up town and get drunk!” — Lucy Maud Montgomery Copy Share Image
Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
One reason I dont drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old. — John Green Copy Share Image
Drunk Twitter because embarrassing myself in one zip code was never enough. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image