“Well, I've kept you waiting long enough," he said, peering at me from that distance which drinking adds between people and which,… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
Thanksgiving is probably my favorite holiday - it's a day that's American to the core and it's a day that's all about… — Marcus Samuelsson Copy Share Image
“(Nicholas)"Am I dead?" An odd question, but then she rememberd her mourning attire. "No sir, you are not." He relaxed a moment,… — Donna MacMeans Copy Share Image
I thought about the days i had handed over to a bottle..the nights i can't remember..the mornings i slept thru..all the time… — Mitch Albom Copy Share Image
You know how sometimes when you're drunk you say something you sort of regret... to Ace Frehley? — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
I love Austin, but last time I was in town for twelve hours. I was exhausted, drunk and miserable. But none of… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
In the spiritual journey, you cannot be a wine taster, you have to become a drunk. — Mooji Copy Share Image
Everybody gets too drunk sometimes; and even if everybody didn't, I have gotten too drunk sometimes. I haven't hurt anybody. In Ireland… — Andrea Corr Copy Share Image
One pleasant surprise was when I interviewed Butch Patrick. I was expecting this bitter old drunk, and instead he had a total… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
“He was your usual man when it came to romance, which is to say he couldn’t recite Baa Baa Black Sheep when… — Tyne O'Connell Copy Share Image
I dont know why everybody is giving Prince Harry a hard time. Hes like every other red-blooded American man - he wants… — Nathan Lane Copy Share Image
It reminded him of his Uncle Seamus, the notorious and poetic drunk, who would sit down at the breakfast table the morning… — Molly O'Neill Copy Share Image
Henry shook his head, 'I was drunk,' he said, trying to sound both ashamed and firm in this belief. He remembered the… — Anna Godbersen Copy Share Image
Heaven preserve me from littleness and pleasantness and smoothness. Give me great glaring vices, and great glaring virtues, but preserve me from… — Violet Trefusis Copy Share Image
I'm not a drunk anymore, but since they cut out my tongue, I sound drunk. — Eddie Van Halen Copy Share Image
If unable to abstain from drinking, a man may get drunk three times a month; if he does it more than three… — Genghis Khan Copy Share Image
On True Blood — I've never told anybody this—but I was so nervous and I was so drunk that after I shot… — Lizzy Caplan Copy Share Image
