I've been drunk maybe five times in my life. I don't like to lose control very much. — Pedro Winter Copy Share Image
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
So what we get drunk so what we smoke we. we're just having fun until my mom catches me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“... If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.” — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Energy literacy means you can see the waste in disposing of a plastic bottle after you've drunk water from some place on… — Saul Griffith Copy Share Image
“...I have seen enough for two lifetimes. Maybe three, but I was very drunk at the time. -Marjorie Liu, The Tangleroot Palace” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“I had drunk much wine and afterward coffee and Strega and I explained, winefully, how we did not do the things we… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
I don't think I've ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before before. — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for my Mum. I know I've got Irish blood because I wake up everyday with… — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
“My limbic system has grown accustomed to a certain (very low) level of human (female) contact. With her standing right next to… — Robin Sloan Copy Share Image
Even an idle phone conversation when driving takes a 40 percent bite out of your focus and, surprisingly, can have the same… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Personality must be accepted for what it is. You mustn't mind that a poet is a drunk, rather that drunks are not… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“We’re both drunk,” “This isn’t right,” he said. “I want you.” “I need you to say it,” he said. “I’ll say whatever… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
On True Blood — I've never told anybody this—but I was so nervous and I was so drunk that after I shot… — Lizzy Caplan Copy Share Image
“Her expression turned serious. "In another life, I could love you." I watched her for a moment, staring into her glassed-over eyes.… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
I'm a sports fan sometimes when I'm drunk. All my friends gamble on sports so whenever we watch a game, everyone's pissed… — Pablo Francisco Copy Share Image
Everyone is sinning, so it's no longer rebellious to sin. You're just a conformist if you're drunk; and naked; driving around in… — Mark Driscoll Copy Share Image
I would encourage people to realize that you don't have to panic if you're not part of a mainstream, or if you… — Robert Wyatt Copy Share Image
I never wanted to accept the position of the observer who is not involved in the situation. The technique and the aesthetics… — Antoine D'Agata Copy Share Image
“You're walking down Fool's Street, Laura used to say when he was drinking, and she had been right. He had known even… — Robert F. Young Copy Share Image
I don't know who Keyser Soze is, but whoever he is, he is going to get gloriously drunk tonight. — Kevin Spacey Copy Share Image
Two types of people that annoy me: Drunk people when I'm sober. Sober people when I'm drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd give all the champagne I've ever drunk to be playing alongside him in a big European match at Old Trafford. — George Best Copy Share Image
Sorry you get too drunk every weekend to ever get a cute new profile picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what hell is like. — Clay Aiken Copy Share Image
“I am drunk on his desire for me. My legs wrap around tightly around his waist.” — K.C. Martin Copy Share Image
Officer to drunk boy : How high are you? Drunk Boy: No officer, its Hi! How are you? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm never drunk on the road, and since I've got to take care of my voice, smoke is definitely not allowed. — Chaz Bundick Copy Share Image
I'm sick of you being sick of me being sick of you being sick of me being drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My name is marwin... I have a first name but I cant pronounce it too ...go home marwin you are drunk — Aruho Marwin Machiaveli Copy Share Image
“It wasn't an effect of alcohol. It was more like we got drunk on the night.” — Leila Sales Copy Share Image
I need a girl who opens her arms for me after she is drunk rather than opening her legs — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
Even drunk, I knew any escape plan that involved going to Detroit, Michigan, was a harbinger of doom. — Mat Johnson Copy Share Image
“Did you ever think it won’t be the undead who kill us, but ordinary people?” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
“I could get drunk just smelling you,' he whispered in her ear. 'You always smell like home.” — Liza Klaussman Copy Share Image
