Funny love Quote by Shubham Joshi Download Open image “I need a girl who opens her arms for me after she is drunk rather than opening her legs” — Shubham Joshi ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny love
I could never love a girl who tend to drinks as much as me... A drunk girlfriend, equals a bad relationship. — Gian Lewis Copy Share Image
Grab her by the neck, bring her to my lips, I take my time to enjoy her cause this bottle full of beer is… — Martin Vega Copy Share Image
Want the kind of woman who can make me feel right, not sloppy drunk sex on a Saturday night. — Brad Nowell Copy Share Image
Sexy, no alcoholic, but she drink like a toilet. Told her do me a favor and put your mouth on this faucet. — Young Jeezy Copy Share Image
The woman that I would try, is happy with a good guy. But I've been drinking so much Imma call her anyway. — Drake Copy Share Image
If you love her, let her go out drinking with her friends. If she drunk dials you, she is yours — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
To achieve something you've never achieved before, you must become someone you've never been before. — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
A cigarette of trust and a puff of kiss create a perfect smoke of love. — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
I LOVE YOU 'I' am here all I need is YOU and we will make LOVE together — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
True love happens between the souls but the body of the soul suffers. — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
People can be divided into three groups: Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened. — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
Just remember that somewhere in the other corner of the world someone is happy because you are happy :) — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
I believe that sex is the beautiful thing between two people.Between five it is fantastic. — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
I dont know who created girls, but the creator must have been a smart but a complicated person¦ — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers. — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
When one door closes, another one opens, but sometimes we wait too long looking at the closed door, and never realize that another door… — Helen Keller Copy Share Image
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more. — Tom Arnold Copy Share Image
Hate is funny. Love isn't. Love can kill you. Hate can keep you alive. — Carol Grace Copy Share Image
Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with some one long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner. — Carissa Aydaa Copy Share Image