Drunk Quotes · Page 38

My friends are getting married. I'm getting drunk. I think we know who the real winner is.

— Anonymous

I never drank except a couple sips of wine at Thanksgiving.

— Carol Alt

Everyone gets drunk and makes out with the wrong guy sometimes.

— RuPaul

It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew?

— Craig Ferguson

Nationalism ... is like cheap alcohol. First it makes you drunk, then it makes you blind, then it kills you.

— Daniel Fried

I have never been drunk in my life, and I don't expect I ever will be.

— Rita Tushingham

Drunk thought. Instagram shows me who I truly want to hang out with.

— Christopher Mintz Plasse

My apologies if you were under the impression that I have feelings because I only have one. Drunk.

— Anonymous

Husband comes home drunk and breaks crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor. Wife pulls him up and cleans everything. ...

— Mazher (@mazher50

They think they're normal, because they all do the same thing. Well, I'm going to pretend that I have drunk from the…

— Paulo Coelho

Let others seek renown in arms; For me wine's wars have greater charms: Then fill the bowl, boy; fill it high: 'Tis…

— Anacreon

You do not really wish to hear more of the Battle of Kadesh. Let me say only that human fat, gorged in…

— Norman Mailer

“We know that you don't want to be a drunk and you don't want to be hooked on addictive drugs. You do…

— Chris Prentiss

When irony first makes itself known in a young man's life, it can be like his first experience of getting drunk; he…

— Robertson Davies

“Drunk am I with very love and awe; 'Twas ever thus with veritable seers-- Too drunk with joy to tell us what…

— Omar Khayyám

If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he…

— Chuck Jones

There's a lot of people who don't understand the touring and the party scene and it's like, go to bed late, wake…

— Sam Hughes

“You can be a drunk. You can be a survivor of abuse. You can be an ex-con. You can be a homeless…

— Lidia Yuknavitch

We got married drunk in Vegas . . . We dated for a year, and we got married at a drive-through chapel…

— Janeane Garofalo

He tilted his head to the side, still watching me in that same, disconcerting way. “Some things are true, drunk or sober.…

— Richelle Mead

I have strong doubts that the first Thanksgiving even remotely resembled the 'history' I was told in second grade. But considering that…

— Ellen Orleans

Thanksgiving. It's like we didn't even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how about at…

— Jim Gaffigan

“Well enough,” I reply. “Remember, you’re drunk. And happy. You’re supposed to be lusting over your escort. Try smiling a little more.”…

— Marie Lu

Ray would be in trouble, he would get drunk, he would try and kill J.R on three different occasions, he would make…

— Steve Kanaly

Dude I wasn't that drunk... Dude you gave a mushroom to a midget and kept screaming, GROW MARIO GROW!!!

— Anonymous

Drunk guy-I wasn't that drunk. His friend-Dude you were in my closet yelling outwere the f*** is NARNIA:)

— ELENA

I'll get drunk, we'll go out and have fun...I'll go back to my room and I'll sleep in like boxers.

— Jonah Hill

Isn't there a danger with Tweeting, like drunk dialing? Isn't there a drunk Tweeting danger?

— Julianna Margulies

I've kissed more bottles then girls, and honestly a hangover hurts less then a heartbreak.

— James Merrow

“What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?” “You ask a glass of water.”

— Douglas Adams

I was always like, "I'm going to be the drunk judge who's like, 'Objection!' 'In chambers!' "

— Winona Ryder

I'd sing for any friend's happiness. I don't have to get drunk to do so.

— Yo Yo Honey Singh

“Remember, #GIRLBOSS: It’s not cool to get drunk on your own success.”

— Sophia Amoruso

“To go to the wine house and not to get drunk is as difficult as to dive into a pool and not…

— Mehmet Murat ildan

As long as I could pitch a little, no one cared that I was getting drunk.

— Don Newcombe

Politicians use statistics in the same way that a drunk uses lamp-postsfor support rather than illumination.

— Andrew Lang

Thus it amounts to the same thing whether one gets drunk alone or is a leader of nations.

— Jean-Paul Sartre

Any drunk who has tried to put his car where a lamppost stands is a self-educated physicist.

— Dean Koontz

“That was a stupid idea I made up while drunk. Why did someone build that?”

— Warren Ellis

“Hit the bottom and get back up; or hit the bottle and stay down.”

— Anthony Liccione