Sometimes when I think back, & ask myself Wow was I drunk during that relationship? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I want to party so hard that I wake up drunk on the front lawn and not remember what happened, whose with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not a drunk anymore, but since they cut out my tongue, I sound drunk. — Eddie Van Halen Copy Share Image
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated and a little drunk. — Alben W. Barkley Copy Share Image
There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now. — Shemp Howard Copy Share Image
Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw? — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
“Why does anyone do anything?" "I don't know, I was really drunk at the time!” — Pink Floyd Copy Share Image
Although wine when it is read somewhat lacks the savour of wine when it is drunk, wine remains a very pleasant thing… — William Blake Copy Share Image
Drunk man:red solo cup you myyyy friend...zzzzz -----the next day---- hangover man: red solo cup you fuck...zzzz -----clean up day----- man: oh… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
“Whoever was responsible for naming the fae races should really have put more thought into making them pronounceable when drunk.” — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
The vastly different sentences afforded drunk drivers and drug offenders tells us who is viewed as disposable - someone to be purged… — Michelle Alexander Copy Share Image
“I have no idea what time it is in London, and have had too much wine to bother with the math to… — J. Kenner Copy Share Image
Waking up drunk, going to bed sober, friend calls you and says that was the best party they ever gone to with… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Every weekend, I would get the drunk driving lecture. Of course, Dad drank and drove all the time. I guess it wasn't… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
“The lover drinks and the cup-bearer pours. The lover thinks but the cup-bearer knows: love begets love. Since this wine is love,… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
Managing risk is a key variable, frankly, all aspects of life, business is just one of them, and one of the things… — Reid Hoffman Copy Share Image
Many of us have a tendency to forget the Gracious Hand which has preserved our nation, enriched it, strengthened it. Many of… — Ezra Taft Benson Copy Share Image
Of lunacy, Innumerous were the causes; humbled pride, Ambition disappointed, riches lost, And bodily disease, and sorrow, oft By man inflicted on… — Robert Pollok Copy Share Image
I tend to wear a coat more for the fact that I worry if I'm going to get drunk, I'm going to… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
The horse seemed to bend time and space as he ran, blurring the landscape and making Frank feel like he'd just drunk… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Mr Cobb was my escort. Such a nice escort, Mr Cobb. So attentive. You should see him sober. I should see him… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
An avidity for more is built into the love of movies. Something else is built in: you have to be open to… — Pauline Kael Copy Share Image
Our hearts were drunk with a beauty Our eyes could never see. — George William Russell Copy Share Image
I do jump behind the bar when we're really busy, but by that point I've usually drunk too much to work. — Jason Flemyng Copy Share Image
“Hey, Haymitch, if you're not too drunk, we could use a little something for our skin." Katniss, Catching Fire” — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
My big brother used to come home drunk and he'd clash with my dad and I just didn't want that. — Ryan Montgomery Copy Share Image
“I wanted to see the bullet coming, wanted to know the exact moment of my death.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
“We see God and the devil blaming each other, and cherish the unspeakable belief that both of them are drunk.” — Frank Wedekind Copy Share Image
Dude u were so drunk last night... no I wasn't, dude u through my hamster and said go Pikachu! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I thought if I loved you enough I could change you. I was so stupid.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
We learn to walk when we’re babies and never forget unless we’re drunk. — Trent Zelazny Copy Share Image
Olive Garden says 'If you're here ur Family.' Bullshit, I've yet to have someone walk up to me drunk and say that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
