I have fought my fight, I have lived my life, I have drunk my share of wine; From Trier to Coln there… — Charles Kingsley Copy Share Image
I retired at twenty-nine, bought a life-time pass on American Airlines and my only goal in life was to party like a… — Mark Cuban Copy Share Image
I experimented with drugs and I experimented with everything that little boys do - vandalism, throwing eggs at cars, breaking and entering… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
Could the two people who are making out please be quiet?" the Colonel asked loudly from his sleeping bag. "Those of us… — John Green Copy Share Image
If you are passed out drunk or if there is a gun to your head, it is the same crime. It is… — Claire McCaskill Copy Share Image
What will you do now?' I think I will become a monk and devote my entire life to prayer and good works.'… — David Gemmell Copy Share Image
Whisky, I find, helps clarity of thought. And reduces pain. It has the additional virtue of making you drunk or, if taken… — Julian Barnes Copy Share Image
Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate… — Thomas Love Peacock Copy Share Image
I don't want to be one of those people who falls out of cabs drunk. But I don't want to be known… — Pixie Lott Copy Share Image
“He was so drunk that he would have stubbornly denied that he was.” — Filippo Bologna Copy Share Image
If you're going to be a writer you should sit down and write in the morning, and keep it up all day,… — Lawrence Ferlinghetti Copy Share Image
When I'm drunk I tell the cops the fires lit themselves I swear it, they seem to never beileve me though — Mike Campbell Copy Share Image
I was always like, "I'm going to be the drunk judge who's like, 'Objection!' 'In chambers!' " — Winona Ryder Copy Share Image
If the world were a bar, America would currently be the angry drunk waving around a loaded gun. Yeah, the other people… — Wil Wheaton Copy Share Image
The scaffolders and builders from demolition companies nearby used to play each other for 20 quid a man - the tackles were… — Robert Snodgrass Copy Share Image
Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff. — David Feherty Copy Share Image
I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I used to get drunk every night until I puked. Finally I admitted, "I am a bulemic". — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
If I were money-motivated, I would spread insidious lies that marijuana is dangerous and addictive and leads to dancing with white women,… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
“Smiling, he handed Landry the bloody aluminum bat Warnick had used. ‘Time to die, old man,’ he said.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
I used to live with two other guys. We used to cook two things. The first one was called 'cheese... thing' and… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
I'm never drunk. I do drink but never more than a glass or two of wine a day if that. — Andrew Adonis, Baron Adonis Copy Share Image
