There would never be a way for me to live comfortably with people. Maybe I'd become a monk. I'd pretend to believe… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from a parked truck in Adelaide. I was nice and drunk.… — Ronald Biggs Copy Share Image
I've always watched actors on the red carpet getting drunk and making idiots of themselves and now I'm happy to join their… — Ethan Hawke Copy Share Image
“He took you by force–yes, he was drunk at the time. It’s not the first time that’s happened to a woman and… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
Get drunk, Austin, have a love affair. It would be a tragedy to die and discover that you hadn't completely used up… — Jane Urquhart Copy Share Image
they may all be drunk at my place, but they're all honest, and though we do lie-because I lie, too-in the end… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When I'm in pain I want everyone I love on the island with me, sitting around the fire, getting drunk on coconut… — Melanie Gideon Copy Share Image
I would imagine the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is really clean. I would imagine a vodka bottle is really… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Youth is an intoxication without wine, someone says. Life is an intoxication. The only sober man is the melancholiac, who, disenchanted, looks… — W.N.P. Barbellion Copy Share Image
“Drink [the shot of tequila], Mia." He repeated, quietly, using my name this time. He leaned in close to me so that… — Donya Petrock Copy Share Image
The scaffolders and builders from demolition companies nearby used to play each other for 20 quid a man - the tackles were… — Robert Snodgrass Copy Share Image
I met with a bad bout after the trial was over, and while the trial was on I habit of stopping by… — Harry Reems Copy Share Image
People," Geralt turned his head, "like to invent monsters and monstrosities. Then they seem less monstrous themselves. When they get blind-drunk, cheat,… — Andrzej Sapkowski Copy Share Image
I mean, I don't think I'm alone when I look at the homeless person or the bum or the psychotic or the… — Dustin Hoffman Copy Share Image
When young lips have drunk deep of the bitter waters of hate, suspicion and despair, all the love in the world will… — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
“The honky-tonk bartender, who doubled as bouncer, waiter, and cashier, was in no mood to compromise. Mercy was not in him. He… — Cornell Woolrich Copy Share Image
“True, I am drunk, and small, and damp, but mistake not my moistness for weakness, although there's an argument to be made… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all… — Paul O'Grady Copy Share Image
“During our time together in this place Holly didn’t outright avoid me or treat me rudely. But she wasn’t—how do women like… — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
Going to a bar or pool hall doesn’t mean you’re a drunk, just like sitting in a henhouse doesn’t make you a… — Jase Robertson Copy Share Image
I am prone to envy. It is one of my three default emotions, the others being greed and rage. I have also… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Im drunk off your love, girl I'm buzzing and I cant get enough of your loving. Sipping you down girl I love… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I suppose like others I have come through fire and sword, love gone wrong, head-on crashes, drunk at sea, and I have… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
You know the stories of a woman saying to Churchill, 'Sir, you're drunk,' and he said to her, 'And you're ugly, but… — Thomas Howes Copy Share Image
When all is said and done, no literature can outdo the cynicism of real life; you won't intoxicate with one glass someone… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
He got drunk, he fell down. He threw a few of my things around but I'm all right, I'm all right I've… — Madeleine Peyroux Copy Share Image
A guy in Pennsylvania was arrested because he was drunk in his golf cart going from bar to bar. So they arrested… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
There is in all men a demand for the superlative, so much so that the poor devil that has no other way… — Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr Copy Share Image
When I get a very generous introduction like that I explain that I'm emotionally moved, but on the other hand I'm Irish… — Barry McCaffrey Copy Share Image
I'm sorry I asked you out. I was drunk. I was at Tric and Haley gave this carpe diem speech...the kind that… — Mouth McFadden Copy Share Image
I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Coffee as drunk in England, debilitates the stomach, and produces a slight nausea ... it is usually made from bad Coffee, served… — William Kitchiner Copy Share Image
Last night you left me and slept your own deep sleep. Tonight you turn and turn. I say, 'You and I will… — Rumi Copy Share Image
The true meaning of the precepts is not just that one should refrain from drinking alcohol, but also from getting drunk on… — Bassui Tokusho Copy Share Image
If it's your birthday. Then put your hands up. You wanna get drunk? Then put your hands up. And if you got… — R Kelly Copy Share Image
If a woman earned a dollar by scrubbing, her husband had a right to take the dollar and go and get drunk… — Lucy Stone Copy Share Image
The thing I'd really like to see is the old London Bridge, with all the old buildings around it like Shakespeare's Globe.… — Alan Davies Copy Share Image
Unfortunately, a lot of people are stupid. They take drugs. They get drunk and do all the wrong things in life. I… — Bobby Vinton Copy Share Image
I don't have any interest in going out to clubs. I love people, and I love socializing, I just don't have any… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
A child sees everything in a sense of newness - he is always drunk. Genius is nothing but childhood re-attained at will. — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image