Sometimes if you get 'em too drunk they don't pay no attention to what you're doin' anyways, so you might as well… — Merle Haggard Copy Share Image
“There’s no better way for a woman to punish a man than to make him sleep away from her.” — Steven Ramirez Copy Share Image
I know people that have blacked out that I party with that dont do anything irresponsible. They just act drunk, ... I… — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
I was never afraid of anything because I never hurt anyone. I was always an old drunk. — Chavela Vargas Copy Share Image
If you go to Germany and get drunk, at some point you will try to look up Hitler in the phone book. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Praise not the day until evening has come, a woman until she is burnt, a sword until it is tried, a maiden… — Michael Crichton Copy Share Image
People have different personalities when they're drunk or take heroin, or whatever drugs. — Mick Jagger Copy Share Image
“Need 'nother whiskey. Whiskey chaser. Gotta get two men drunk." Mr. Cohan placed both hands on the bar. "Mr. Walsh," he said… — Fletcher Pratt Copy Share Image
Even an idle phone conversation when driving takes a 40 percent bite out of your focus and, surprisingly, can have the same… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And all who heard should see them there, And all should cry, Beware! Beware! His flashing eyes, his floating hair! Weave a… — Samuel Taylor Coleridge Copy Share Image
Politicians are really getting desperate. In fact, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid sent out a final fundraising email to Democrats with the… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I didn't start MADD to deal with alcohol. I started MADD to deal with the issue of drunk driving. — Candy Lightner Copy Share Image
There is something about safari life that makes you forget all your sorrows and feel as if you had drunk half a… — Isak Dinesen Copy Share Image
He was drunk upon the average once a day, and penitent upon an equally fair calculation once a month; and when he… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
It is better to be drunk with loss and to beat the ground, than to let the deeper things gradually escape. — Ivy Compton-Burnett Copy Share Image
You can get drunk all you want but in the morning you're going to be sober with a headache with the same… — Airyell SPeaks Copy Share Image
He has been known by many names: Lucifer, Beelzabub, Belial, the Prince of Lies, Satan, and at a party once an obnoxious… — Gary Larson Copy Share Image
To appear on the stage drunk, to have them leave there and remember me making drunken mistakes, that was death. — Sammy Davis, Jr Copy Share Image
People," Geralt turned his head, "like to invent monsters and monstrosities. Then they seem less monstrous themselves. When they get blind-drunk, cheat,… — Andrzej Sapkowski Copy Share Image
Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk, and now we stand by… — William Tecumseh Sherman Copy Share Image
I mean we [The Beatles] had to go through humiliation upon humiliation with the middle classes and showbiz and Lord Mayors and… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
They're professionals at this in Russia, so no matter how many Jell-O shots or Jager shooters you might have downed at college… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
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