Cause every time you tell a girl you like her, she says what a great friend you are, right? Oh wait, that's… — Mouth McFadden Friendship Copy Share Image
What did you say your name was? Cooper? What did you say your name was? Cooper? Right. Look if you wanna get… — Mouth McFadden Oh yeah Copy Share Image
Hm, Millicent, you smell so good. I have to go to work. Sure I guess I could be a little late. What… — Mouth McFadden Copy Share Image
Listen, Brooke, I don't know what's going on with you and Lucas, but he's a really good guy. I've never really been… — Mouth McFadden Good guy Copy Share Image
Because sometimes you have to step outside of the person you've been,and remember the person you were meant to be,the person you… — Mouth McFadden Copy Share Image
Parents coming home tired from work and still have time for their kids. That's who I respect. — Mouth McFadden Coming home Copy Share Image
I felt larger than life when I was with Erica. (Pause) I'd give anything to have that back. — Mouth McFadden Larger than life Copy Share Image
So, Shaw thinks gaining your heart's desire is a tragedy? Clearly, Shaw never kissed Erica Marsh. — Mouth McFadden Copy Share Image
Hi. I've been thinking about what you said earlier, and I get it. I wouldn't want to date you if you were… — Mouth McFadden Copy Share Image
The National Informer? Are you serious? Uh-oh look, alien babies on the rise. Looks like they duped us on that one too! — Mouth McFadden Copy Share Image
It's not suppose to be this way. The artists, and the scientists, and the poets - none of them fitted in at… — Mouth McFadden Art Copy Share Image
I don't really think people can change. you know, at the end of the day, you are who you are, and at… — Mouth McFadden Change Copy Share Image
Take a look at this picture. What do you see? There's a high school basketball game tonight somewhere in America and there's… — Mouth McFadden Ball game Copy Share Image
You know, say what you will about the ravages of sports in this corporate age where overpaid athletes expect prima donna treatment,… — Mouth McFadden Sports Copy Share Image
I'll speak for her. We just heard Principal Turner read a list of Erica's accomplishments. I could try to do that for… — Mouth McFadden Ups and downs Copy Share Image
I miss the old Millie that hung out with her friends and cared about her job. I want that Millie back. — Mouth McFadden Friendship Copy Share Image
I'm sorry I asked you out. I was drunk. I was at Tric and Haley gave this carpe diem speech...the kind that… — Mouth McFadden Books Copy Share Image
But I'm not that guy, Rachel, and I don't want to be. So maybe the elite girls just aren't for me. But… — Mouth McFadden Copy Share Image
Television is funny, isn't it? It can erase all your mistakes, or hold them against you. Dan: It doesn't erase anything. You… — Mouth McFadden Failure Copy Share Image
So maybe the elite girls arn't for me, but one of these days I'm going to meet a girl who really loves… — Mouth McFadden Copy Share Image
