Bottles Quote by Mitch Hedberg

Vodka is a very deceptive drink, because you drink it and you think, "What is this? This is pointless! It's - you can't taste…

— Dylan Moran

Let's do a liquid cleanse with alcohol.

— Anonymous

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more vodka.

— Anonymous

A drunkards purse is a bottle.

— George Herbert

Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.

— Garrison Keillor

Vodka is much easier on your system than dark whisky and stuff.

— Vinnie Paul

I spilled some vodka on the carpet, and I vacuumed it up, and the vacuum got drunk. I had to take the Hoover to…

— Mitch Hedberg

Vodka is kind of a hobby.

— Betty White

The cup has to be left clean and empty for the divine liquor to be poured into it.

— Sri Aurobindo

Some call it vodka, I call it instant whore juice.

— Green Monk

“See, vodka, that’s drinking. Beer—well, beer is just getting the inside of your mouth wet.”

— Tad Williams

When I have a cocktail, I love a vodka and cranberry. But when I was a kid my mother was really against drinking, because…

— Stephanie Seymour