Drunk Quote by Liza Minnelli

Some people can handle alcohol. You know who you are. Some people can't handle alcohol. The police know who you are.

— Gabriel Iglesias

Live like there's no tomorrow! Yeah, if I'll do that, I'll be in jail the next day.

— Anonymous

I don't drink these days. I am allegic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.

— Robert Downey Jr

I will not be held like a drunkard / under the cold tap of facts

— Leonard Cohen

I refuse to engage you today, because tomorrow, when you're sober, you'll feel the same way you did yesterday.

— Scarlet Koop

There is nothing left to do but get drunk.

— Franklin Pierce

What? You’d dare drink right after getting out of jail for intoxication?” That’s when you need a drink the most.

— Charles Bukowski

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.

— Anonymous

Don't handle life like a bottle of beer it can slip off the fingers, handle it like the way you will hold a friend's…

— Simon Quperlier

When I was doing drugs and alcohol, I thought I'll have a drink and a line of this and I'll smoke this. I didn't…

— Ozzy Osbourne

You have to drink when it's hard dealing with things when you're sober.

— Na Hae Ryeong

You do what you have to do to get through today, and that puts you in the best place tomorrow.

— Oprah Winfrey