You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You help your dog chase its tail. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You soak your dentures in coffee overnight. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You can outlast the Energizer bunny. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter Scale. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You can't even remember your second cup. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You channel surf faster without a remote. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
