My life flushed before my eyes! - a toilet after a near-death experience — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You guys, some things are worth dying for like family and unprotected left turns. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
On your death bed, you will think about all of those days you didn't check Twitter. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Still not sure what's worse, getting stoned to death or my phone running out of battery. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If I was a judge I'd give strangers the death penalty for eating with their mouths open. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you let someone stab you in the back enough times, eventually you will bleed to death. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I may not agree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to shut up. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A woman goes to a palm reader and hears that her husband will die a violent death. She asks, Will I be… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Being rude to someone who treated you badly is wrong. Just smile and spend the next few days planning their accidental death. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Why do they put alcohol on the arm of a death row inmate before they give him the needle? Are they afraid… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I die I want my body to donate for research, but more specifically to a scientist who is working on bringing… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A rite where two people, under the influence most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, are required… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
