Comedy Quotes · Page 8

I loved 'Weekend,' and it meant a lot to me when I saw it in the movie theater. I think 'Looking' feels…

— Jonathan Groff

Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.

— Bill Bailey

I'd been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. I wanted to get into the…

— Kevin Nealon

I have observed that in comedies the best actor plays the droll, while some scrub rogue is made the fine gentleman or…

— Henry St John, 1st Viscount Bolingbroke

Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at…

— Demetri Martin

I want to direct a romantic comedy and want Sudeep to star in it.

— Priyamani

I very much had wanted to do a picture with more humor than what I had been allowed to do earlier, which…

— Curtis Hanson

Most of the offers I get from Hollywood are for teen comedies. My manager thinks I'm crazy for turning down all that…

— Macaulay Culkin

“If you find yourself cutting corners, go in a circle instead”

— Benny Bellamacina

I kind of want to be in a comedy movie, or maybe something like 'Star Wars.'

— Jacob Tremblay

“Anyway, my writer gang: they kind of did their comedy apprenticeship with me and, during that period, when they were young and…

— Frank Skinner

The more trouble you get a man into, the more comedy you get out of him.

— Harold Lloyd

I went from an unemployed actor's life to doing stand-up comedy, and that was fortuitous. It's not the usual way the crow…

— Catherine Tate

It seems a strange thing, but once I was able to get past that kind of self-image problem, I was able to…

— Amy Poehler

People hit the sauce in a big way all winter. Amidst blizzards they wrestle unsuccessfully with the dark comedy of their lives,…

— Amy Gerstler

I thought all comedy was stupid. I went to watch a friend do stand-up and I thought absolutely everyone was terrible.

— Sara Pascoe

If we can't have comedy books written about aspects of womanhood without going into a panic attack about it, then we haven't…

— Helen Fielding

Comedy doesn't really matter that much; I know that. I treat it like an adult - I don't treat it like a…

— Bo Burnham

There is no character in the comedy of human life more difficult to play well than that of an old bachelor.

— Washington Irving

“Now Vegas, while you were asleep your classmates and I were discussing time manipulation. What are your thoughts on the subject?” “Well,”…

— Charlie Fey

Bob and I got into comedy in a similar way. On the coat-tails of our mates.

— Paul Whitehouse

Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.

— Bill Hicks

I would like to play an average guy. I would have loved to play opposite John Candy in a movie. That was…

— Warwick Davis

I think a lot of the romantic comedies need to catch up with what's actually kind of happening.

— Elizabeth Meriwether

It's easier to do comedy with an audience, because their reactions tell you whether or not what your saying qualifies as comedy.

— Doug Benson