Bad experiences Quote by Jeff Dunham

When people come in to act on the show, we say, "Just be extremely dry and not funny. Let the idea be the joke."…

— Tim Heidecker

There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you…

— Larry David

I tell a lot of jokes. Most of the jokes just happen to come; they're not planned jokes. I like when people laugh with…

— Lorrie Morgan

I don't have to worry about writing jokes. I just tell stories about things that have happened to me. As long as I'm alive…

— Gabriel Iglesias

“I'm sitting at the bar, rearranging the order of my jokes. I'm under the delusion that I'm having bad shows because of some cosmic…

— Patton Oswalt

I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.

— Rainn Wilson

There are jokes I know I want to tell, and there's sort of a rough order, but usually I try to change it up…

— Demetri Martin

Like, if you see my show, my jokes are much longer and they're just like, I'm going with the vibe.

— Josh Blue

You have to be careful what you say in front of comedy writers because they will absolutely make fun of it in the next…

— David Alan Basche

I hate it when people come to comedy shows thinking it's going to be simply all about laughing at jokes.

— Deon Cole

You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke…

— Jay Mohr

When I come offstage, if I've done a bad show or had a bad night, the fact that everybody was standing at the end…

— Wayne Newton