Humorous Quote by A.S. King

“Sometimes I realize that those things that make me feel like a dickwad usually pop into my head for the best reasons”

— Emily Snow

“I could make better pie-type love with a new stove! I heard his disembodied voice shout back, “Dick territory, babe. Don’t even think about…

— Kristen Ashley

“There are few phrases that annoy me more than I won't bite. The only line that pisses me off faster is when some drunk,…

— Gillian Flynn

“An idiotic vitch like you Must rrroast upon the barbecue!”

— Roald Dahl

“He shouted into the phone, “That is fuckin’ awesome. I mean fuckin’ awesome. I fuckin’ mean fucking awesome. You are one Big Swinging Dick,…

— Michael Lewis

“Dick is playing golf today. He asked if I would caddie for him, but I said I would prefer to have a complete stranger…

— Gillibran Brown

“It is no less difficult to write a sentence in a recipe than sentences in Moby Dick. So you might as well write Moby…

— Annie Dillard

“My mamma and I have interesting literary discussions like the following which took place over some Modern Library books that I had just ordered:…

— Flannery O'Connor

“If someone asks you to touch his dick over the cloths and he will pay in return, you won’t, but when you are in…

— M.F. Moonzajer

“Is it just me, or is spooge the single least attractive synonym for dickglue?”

— Cory O'Brien

“From his corner office on the ground floor of the St. Cyril station house, Inspector Dick has a fine view of the parking lot.…

— Michael Chabon

“I call masturbating “Gregging,” named not after a man named Greg, but a guy named Dave.”

— Jarod Kintz