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“Dating is all about getting to know somebody, without wasting a lot of time or money. What is the price of love? You’ve got the cost of dinner, a movie, and cab fare for you and your date, as well as the entire film crew documenting your evening. So you add all that up, and subtract various…” quote by Jarod Kintz
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““Dating is all about getting to know somebody, without wasting a lot of time or money. What is the price of love? You’ve got the cost of dinner, a movie, and cab fare for you and your date, as well as the entire film crew documenting your evening. So you add all that up, and subtract various coupons and bulk discount rates you might qualify for. But what about time? You can make more money, but you can’t make more time if you waste it. That’s why you have to be efficient with your dating. Don’t date one on one. Take 10 women out at once, assembly line style, and forget the small talk. Focus on hard-hitting topics, and give them all questionnaires to fill out. I think the women will appreciate your honest and novel approach. Of course it’s possible that nine out of ten women might be offended. But who cares? All you need is one.
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Jarod Kintz

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

Efficient dating is treated like a production line, minimizing time and cost by multitasking and using questionnaires, but risks dehumanizing relationships.

In simple terms: Treat dating like a streamlined process to save time.

Key Takeaway

Optimize dating efficiency.

Themes

relationships efficiency modernity

Mood

critical humorous

Type

satirical reflective

When to use this quote

  • speed dating events
  • online matchmaking
  • questionnaire surveys
  • budget dating plans

Key Concepts

transactional dating time management

Questions to Reflect On

  • Is efficiency worth sacrificing intimacy?
  • How can we balance speed with genuine connection?
A Different Perspective

Reduces authentic connection and may offend participants.

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