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Dreams Quotes by Jarod Kintz

116 Dreams quotes by Jarod Kintz

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Jarod Kintz paints vivid, quirky scenes—like composing music with a blind partner or sharing apple pie in a cemetery—to show how dreams can blend the ordinary with the surreal. He notes that writing down a dream lets you relive it when awake. The quotes also play with the idea of testing reality with a simple brick.

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“I am the man of your dreams. Go back to sleep.”

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“After learning the foreign language Gibberish, I became a dream spokesman.”

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“I write down my dreams. I use the excuse “I’m writing” to sleep all the time.”

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“Dream headline from Orafouraville Times: Man Let Go By Employer, Falls To Death”

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“I am a forward thinker with nostalgia. I dream of the past, and daydream of the future.”

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“Don’t let your inability to see get in the way of your vision.”

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“I had a dream about your brain. I wish I could eat my dream.”

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“It’s just a dream, I told myself. I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.”

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“A blanket could be used to swallow up the nightmares you used to have as a kid. Whatever happened to those bad…

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“Dream nonsense: Character: Hey, how are you? Me: I’m tired. I mean, this is a dream, so I must be, right?”

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“In a dream, in her head means in my head, as I have unrestricted access to her thoughts and the innermost parts…

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“I dreamt it in my dream. You tried to steal my dream—the whole thing. But even though it was a dream, it…

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“I don’t think that taking off my eye patch would increase my night vision by 100%, but it would go a long…

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“A brick could be used to assuage your sense that life isn't real. Hold it in your hands and say, This is…

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“Then he cocked his head to the side, arched his left eyebrow like a drawbridge, and said, “I am you in the…

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“The moon looked like melted mozzarella to my bleary and blurry vision. Was I tired, intoxicated, or in love? Or was I…

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“One of the side effects of Viagra is blurred vision. Sounds great! When I’m taking a pill to pop a stiffy, how…

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“I had a dream about you. You asked how long I’ve loved you, and I replied, “About 5,280 feet.” It was true.…

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“I had a dream about you. We were comparing scars. All of yours were on your body, while all of my scars…

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“I had a dream about you. We were traveling in your car. You were driving, and I was securely fastened by ropes…

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“I had a dream about you. I thought together we could change the world, but you said you’d rather change the TV…

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“I had a dream about you. You were learning to compose music like Mozart, and I was learning to listen like Beethoven.…

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“I had a dream about you. You told me you loved me, and then you stabbed me with a spoon. Luckily, moments…

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“I had a dream about you. I said green was blue and yellow, and you said green was yellow and blue. You…

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“I had a dream about you. You were a lone candle on a barren vanilla cake, and I was the mighty breath…

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“I had a dream about you. You were trying to understand the nature of nature, and I was trying to understand understanding.…

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“A blanket could be used to represent a thing. Now this thing is curious, because it represents an idea. This idea is…

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“I had a dream about you. We made a good team, you and I, and I thought we were in love, but…

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“I had a dream about you. I was trying to dissect love like it was a frog, and you were trying to…

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“I had a dream about you. The king decreed we could only speak one word, and that word would be assigned to…

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“I had a dream about you. You looked so beautiful that I felt compelled to say something. So I said, “The fish…

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“I had a dream about you. We were in a band. I was the lead singer, guitar player, saxophonist, harpist, violinist, bassist,…

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“My dreams, they all look like the back of my eyelids.”

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“My dreams died nine months before I was born ”

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“I go to sleep in my business suit, because it makes my dreams of success seem more real.”

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“A blanket could be used as a parachute, for jumping out of dreams. ”

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“I want more sleep. It won’t happen, but I can dream, right?”

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“When I write my dreams down, I can relive my sleep when I am awake.”

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“My dreams and ambitions kept me company on the way there, and despair and regret were passengers on my return trip. I…

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“When I write I am an avocado, and in a team sport setting, I am guacamole. And not to sour cream on…

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“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?”

“I wouldn’t love you if you were the last Sodomite in Gomorrah.”

“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been…

“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,…

“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)”

“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out…

“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.”

“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.”

“Embossed letters represent the topography of typography.”

“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.”

“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other…

“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg…

“Orafoura once told me that if I were a car, I’d be a Ferrari. One that was scratched smashed, rusted, and stolen.”

“What makes a good leader? I ask myself this every day, and then as I begin to list off characteristics I realize I’m describing…

“I’d like to file a missing person’s report—on my clone. It’s nearly 2012. He should have been here by now.”