Books Quotes by Jarod Kintz

“I wrote a horror novel. I put the “boo” in book.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The book wasn’t half bad. But only because I only read half of it.”

— Jarod Kintz

“This is my logo for Art and Books”

— Jarod Kintz

“My asshole smells like a bookstore. So, are you a big reader?”

— Jarod Kintz

“My book is called “Blue Collar.” That’s just a working title.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I’m a book lover. I’ve probably already fucked a whole library.
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— Jarod Kintz

“The Book of Us. I’m writing it. And you’re in it.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Book: Ten Steps to Asexuality and Financial Freedom, by Lonely Path”

— Jarod Kintz

“You can read until you’re blue in the face, but I’d recommend writing until you’re red in the face. And ass.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I can’t talk you out of what your heart is set on. I just hope you set it on the shelf, next…

— Jarod Kintz

“I just wrote the book of love. Well, I coauthored it with Cupid and Nicholas Sparks.”

— Jarod Kintz

“No bears were molested in the making of this book. Well, no live bears.”

— Jarod Kintz

“People are like books. You can either read them, or you can burn them. But before I try to read you, I’ve…

— Jarod Kintz

“This book does not exist. And even if it did, it wouldn’t be worth buying or reading.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The headline read, Man Saves Child From Burning House, and I just have to ask: Why did that kid want to burn…

— Jarod Kintz

“Rather than change the content of my book, I changed the font. I think it made my book funnier.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Some people read books on musicians, while I read music books. Not books on music, but literally books full of sheet music.…

— Jarod Kintz

“Today I ate my manuscript with the very spoon I used to write it with. My book was called “Chicken Noodle Soup…

— Jarod Kintz

“Reading a book is like having the ability to dip a straw into the author’s soul and sip and slurp without lowering…

— Jarod Kintz

“The bad news is most of my books are ebooks and aren't for sale in brick-and-mortar bookstores. The good news is that…

— Jarod Kintz

“For your birthday I’ll give you 100 copies of your least favorite author’s book, and they’ll all be autographed. Now, should I…

— Jarod Kintz

“I want to write a book so long that it will take the average person their whole life to read. It will…

— Jarod Kintz

“I want to write a book called, "Bonfires and Bras," which follows around a young, braless feminist who struggles to adopt in…

— Jarod Kintz

“The country with the most writers is ironically probably the country with the least readers—USA. And once my parents die, my entire…

— Jarod Kintz

“Bestseller doesn’t necessarily mean good writer. I think it takes 10,000 book sales to make the bestseller’s list, and at about 9…

— Jarod Kintz

“This book has nothing to do with cats. Or mice. Or self-motivation. This book is 100% 50% finished. But don’t worry, I…

— Jarod Kintz

“My dream as a boy was to write a coloring book, but the nagging problem was always, How do you write a…

— Jarod Kintz

“I want to price my next book and adjust it for the coming hyperinflation. So instead of the normal one dollar price,…

— Jarod Kintz

“I can’t charge you 99 cents for a book called 99 Cents For Some Nonsense, because that would make sense. However, I…

— Jarod Kintz

“If laughter came in paste format you could squeeze out of a tube, I’ll bet nine out of ten dentists would recommend…

— Jarod Kintz

“If I told you that my global audience has shot up 100% in the last six months, what would you say? If…

— Jarod Kintz

“Most people have a list of 100 books to read before they die, or 100 places to visit. Not me. I have…

— Jarod Kintz

“The best description of this book is found within the title. The full title of this book is: "This is the story…

— Jarod Kintz

“This work is the link between my Dear Natalie piece and my upcoming Agatha work. It bridges that lapse in time and…

— Jarod Kintz

“Have you ever wanted to learn Geometry, Calculus, Physics, German, and the mystical teachings of Orafoura? Well, now you can! Just not…

— Jarod Kintz

“This book is destined to make waves no matter which ocean you throw it into. This is the first book Jarod's put…

— Jarod Kintz

“This book comes with its very own logo (logo sold separately).”

— Jarod Kintz

“Books are portable companions. But so are midgets.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I once wrote a book ten stories high. Each story was a story.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a book cover. Talk about hardcover!
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— Jarod Kintz