Dream Quotes by Jarod Kintz

“In my dream, the passenger seat of my car was a toilet. I guess I was on my way to pick up…

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“After learning the foreign language Gibberish, I became a dream spokesman.”

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“Dream nonsense: Character: Hey, how are you? Me: I’m tired. I mean, this is a dream, so I must be, right?”

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“I want more sleep. It won’t happen, but I can dream, right?”

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“Sometimes I get advice from the fictional characters in my dreams. Sometimes It’s good, and sometimes it’s nonsensical.”

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“I had a dream I took the form of Chuck Norris and kicked your ass. Then I impregnated you from across the…

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“When I write my dreams down, I can relive my sleep when I am awake.”

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When I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust. When I saw you with my clone…

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“I’ve got a piece of the American Dream. I don’t have a house, but I do have a new chandelier. Now I…

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“I can envision your success all day long, but until you imagine its reality, it’s not going to happen. So what are…

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“I had a dream about you. We were at a buffet, but instead of eating food, we were forced to eat our…

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“In my dream I woke up to realize I was tired and needed to go to sleep. Then I slowly remembered that…

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“I had a dream about you. I said green was blue and yellow, and you said green was yellow and blue. You…

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“I had a dream about you. We went for a ride—you on all fours, and me on your back, and you didn’t…

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“In a dream, in her head means in my head, as I have unrestricted access to her thoughts and the innermost parts…

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“I dreamt it in my dream. You tried to steal my dream—the whole thing. But even though it was a dream, it…

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“A female cop in my dream observes a shuffle, and takes note, but doesn’t fully see the bank robbery I have just…

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“I had a dream about you. You were a sunscreen salesperson, and you approached me and said, “Would you like to buy…

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“I had a dream about you. Flowers were overflowing in the cemetery, so we decided to have a picnic there. You brought…

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“I had a dream about you. You’d never been in an elevator before, and I’d never been in love. I said I…

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“I had a dream about you. Our relationship faded from red to white, and somewhere in the middle, in the pink zone,…

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“It is possible to be in two dreams at once. If I dream about you, and you are asleep at the time,…

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“I had a dream about you. You looked so beautiful that I felt compelled to say something. So I said, “The fish…

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“I had a dream about you. We were in a band. I was the lead singer, guitar player, saxophonist, harpist, violinist, bassist,…

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“For as long as I can remember, I’ve always been a cat guy. Every night as I go to sleep, I have…

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“A brick could be used to deny you your dreams. And a blanket could be used as a gateway to all your…

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“I go to sleep in my business suit, because it makes my dreams of success seem more real.”

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“I’ve got a life. I spend all my time dreaming of a new life.”

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“It’s just a dream, I told myself. I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.”

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“I had a dream about your brain. I wish I could eat my dream.”

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“I had a dream about you. We were traveling in your car. You were driving, and I was securely fastened by ropes…

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“Dream dialogue: -Don’t cry. I, too, know what it’s like to be different. -But I’m not different. I’m normal, I’m average, and…

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“I had a dream where I drank my own grandma. What she was doing disguised as a bottle of booze isn’t entirely…

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“I had a dream about you. We were fishing in the Utah desert. You caught a dinosaur, but due to Federal regulations,…

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“I had a dream about you. We went for a walk, though we didn’t hold hands because we went in separate directions.…

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“I had a dream about you. You were in the oil business, and I sold icy roads for a living. You didn’t…

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“Dreams have one-way doors—the door you enter cannot be exited from, and the door you exit from cannot be used for reentry.…

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“I had a dream my house was on fire, and I tried to rescue all the cats—and none of the politicians. You…

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“The woman of my dreams was tired. The woman of my dreams always lets me sleep in. The woman of my dreams…

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“A brick could be used as a dream stimulator. Just tap it gently against your forehead. And if the mechanism gets stuck,…

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