Just because we have a thought, doesn't mean it is a thought worth having. — Bill Crawford Copy Share Image
Just go as a whore for Halloween. You obviously have all the clothes for it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when ua phone with a metallica ringtone rings up while being in the library. — Sreyesh Copy Share Image
It is good to dream! After I dream, I envision, and after I envision, I create! — Laurel Burch Copy Share Image
There is only one question. And once you know the answer to that question there are no more to ask. — Meher Baba Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as away. When you throw something away, it must go somewhere. — Annie Leonard Copy Share Image
It's a weird thing. Rick Springfield wrote 'Jessie's Girl,' and he probably gets sick of talking about 'Jessie's Girl.' The thing is,… — Emily Ratajkowski Copy Share Image
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Don't you think its quite weird for Prince Harry, getting really stoned and seeing your grans face appearing on your money. — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“I pushed Ezra back for a second. He had taken the make out session up a notch upon Logan’s arrival. I knew… — Melissa Starr Copy Share Image
But ye gotta know where ye're just gonna rush in. Ye cannae just rush in anywhere. It looks bad, havin' to rush… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I love comedians that dive into politics. I personally don't feel comfortable, with my background, weighing in unless I have a take… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
“It's spider season. Every year, right about now, thousands of the godless eight-legged bastards emerge from the bowels of hell (or the… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
The media know exactly what they're doing, focusing our attention on Arsenio's hairdo. We need to keep our brains brimming with rubbish.… — Cynthia Heimel Copy Share Image
