The tie's a multi purpose accessory, y'know, belt, school boy, Rambo. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
That's the authentic punk dance. It's like a child dizzy on lemonade. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
They call me the confuser. Is he a man... is he a woman? Ooh, I'm not sure if I mind. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
Imagine that, a poncho sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
Goth Juice... The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
Yeah? Rock 'n' Roll is fast, you know. If all goes according to plan I could be in rehab next thursday. Tuesday… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
Last time you bring me pie, I cut into it, with my tiny pie cutter, and millions of birds flew out hitting… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
Trousers can never be too tight. You have to go through a couple of days of pain, then everything stretches out. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
There's not enough psychedelic stuff on TV. I want the world to be a bit weirder than it is. I hate reality,… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
My first gigs were at university: I'd dress up as Jesus, jump off a cross and dance to a Mick Jagger song.… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I never did that badly with women when I wasn't on telly, but it's a bit out of control now. Women try… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I was quite a shy kid, but I was quite funny at school, and I was really into art. In our class,… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
My mum and dad are both really funny. My granddad's really funny. My uncle's really funny. Everyone's really funny. You have to… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I'm going to name drop like an idiot now, but Bono rang me up once, right? I don't know how he got… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
When I was 14, I saw someone getting their face and wrists slashed with a knife in a pub in Catford. Nobody… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
My nan used to look after me in the summer holidays and she had a cat with one eye. It used to… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
When you're famous, you can't go to Topshop. Even when I disguise myself in a moustache, baseball cap, sunglasses - the full… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I've got it all in here ultra violets, flying saucers, strawberry bootlace come on get involved. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I've had a really weird day, some joker threw bamboo in the penguin enclosure. They all vaulted out. It was a nightmare,… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I don't think I'd have done comedy if I was born eighty years ago I'd have been a lord. Shooting people that… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
We got everythin' we need here. We got Baileys, creamy, and, um... everythin' good. I'll get ya another Baileys — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too,… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I couldn't have invented crisps. ... I don't really want to be known as the man who invented crisps. ... I invented… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I always had a sort of niggling regret that we didn't come do stuff in America. — Noel Fielding Copy Share
I actually went to Wimbledon, and David Attenborough was sat in the row in front of me, and I thought that was quite amazing.… — Noel Fielding Copy Share
The best stuff comes out when you're not making it for anything and you don't really know what you're making. — Noel Fielding Copy Share
I loved being a man-woman. It's much more interesting than being one or the other. — Noel Fielding Copy Share
I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the… — Noel Fielding Copy Share
I like to warm them up with stand-up, get them into my world and tone, and then bring other characters on. There's so much… — Noel Fielding Copy Share
Fame is a bit Nietzschean. For everything good, something bad happens to you, so you have to sort of be careful. — Noel Fielding Copy Share
'Moonage Daydream' is my favourite because it's an amazing pop tune with such strange parts to it. — Noel Fielding Copy Share
I find it depressing that people think you have to be on drugs to watch [my stuff], that’s a cop out, use your brain,… — Noel Fielding Copy Share
There's not enough psychedelic stuff on TV. I want the world to be a bit weirder than it is. I hate reality, so I… — Noel Fielding Copy Share
There's a little pond near my house, and I see two swans there all the time who are obviously in love. But they look… — Noel Fielding Copy Share
