When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
In comedy, you see yourself as a newcomer and then you realize you've been doing it for 18, 20 years, which is ridiculous. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I've got quite a strong drive, and that can be slightly deplorable. Struggling to become a famous comedian - there's something weird… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
When you start, it's not to do with the material so much. It's more to do with how you can control a… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
My nan used to look after me in the summer holidays and she had a cat with one eye. It used to… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I don't think I'd have done comedy if I was born eighty years ago I'd have been a lord. Shooting people that… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I never did that badly with women when I wasn't on telly, but it's a bit out of control now. Women try… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I just like to build. Don't get me wrong: I think stand-up is great, and when someone like Richard Pryor or Steve… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I'd have to do unannounced gigs because your fans will laugh at everything because they know what you do already. What you… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I guess standup is really painting pictures with words - especially for me, as I describe quite fantastical, visual things. My art… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
For the second series of 'Luxury Comedy', I tried to drop the 'Noel Fielding' from it. I thought that would make it… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I had always drawn, every day as long as I had held a pencil, and just assumed everyone else had too…Art had… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
The Goons were always one of our favourites; we always felt we were in that tradition - Goons, Monty Python, Peter Cook,… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I've been writing the show with Nigel Coan, the director of 'Luxury Comedy', and Tom Meeten. Three's good. With two, you can… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I always had a sort of niggling regret that we didn't come do stuff in America. — Noel Fielding Copy Share
I actually went to Wimbledon, and David Attenborough was sat in the row in front of me, and I thought that was quite amazing.… — Noel Fielding Copy Share
The best stuff comes out when you're not making it for anything and you don't really know what you're making. — Noel Fielding Copy Share
I loved being a man-woman. It's much more interesting than being one or the other. — Noel Fielding Copy Share
I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the… — Noel Fielding Copy Share
I like to warm them up with stand-up, get them into my world and tone, and then bring other characters on. There's so much… — Noel Fielding Copy Share
Fame is a bit Nietzschean. For everything good, something bad happens to you, so you have to sort of be careful. — Noel Fielding Copy Share
'Moonage Daydream' is my favourite because it's an amazing pop tune with such strange parts to it. — Noel Fielding Copy Share
I find it depressing that people think you have to be on drugs to watch [my stuff], that’s a cop out, use your brain,… — Noel Fielding Copy Share
There's not enough psychedelic stuff on TV. I want the world to be a bit weirder than it is. I hate reality, so I… — Noel Fielding Copy Share
There's a little pond near my house, and I see two swans there all the time who are obviously in love. But they look… — Noel Fielding Copy Share
