*throws hands up* Jubagaga juba gaga gaga juju*...translation: Fat midget bitch get the damn juice! — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Comedy's about opening up and being unique, but to a point where the audience can relate to what you're saying. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“In life, you can choose to cry about the bullshit that happens to you or you can choose to laugh about it.… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
When obstacles have been put in front of me, I just get around them and move past them and laugh at them. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I don't have to change anything. I think that's the secret to comedy. You want to be universal and appeal to everyone. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I have good laugh every day. I enjoy life. I'm surrounded by love and positivity. — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Somebody come here and look at this...look at this...God damn cat drinking milk out the bowl. GET OUT THE BOWL! — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I'm never gonna step away from stand-up. I can't. That's what got me where I am, and that's also my muse. That's… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
There's so much you can achieve with a launching pad like stand-up comedy. You can literally go from acting to hosting to… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Genuinely love doing standup and I'm a comedian first, so for me what makes my standup special is the fact that I… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Comedy Central was a great network, but 'Chappelle's Show' took it to a completely different level. Other shows got bigger because so… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I don't need therapy. I'm not going to see a therapist; comedy acts as my therapy. I put my problems out there.… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
You might be the funniest guy in the world, but if you don't have anything to talk about, people are eventually going… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Stand-up can take you in so many different places, man. So many doors can be opened up from stand-up comedy, and the… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I understand that being able to appeal to the public and having an amazing sense of humour is not something that comes… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
The two things in the world we all share in this world are laughter and pain. We've all got problems. The levels… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I think, first of all, I don't think people understand Ice Cube's body of work. Ice Cube is a, and I hate… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I've done a great job at being universal in my stand-up, which is why, for 'Let Me Explain,' I toured all over… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I get that racism exists, but it's not a catalyst for my content. I don't need to talk about race to have… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
Stand-up can take you in so many different places, man. So many doors can be opened up from stand-up comedy, and the… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I had a great time being a salesman because of the pitches that I gave when I was selling shoes. However, I… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I can honestly say, after talking about my mom passing away, I got the biggest weight off of my chest. Comedy is… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
My road to success was a long road to success was a long road. You get out of something what you put… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
“You are somebody. You matter. And no one is allowed to take away your right to your property, your right to your safety, or… — Kevin Hart Copy Share
“It turns out that the things I hated most as a child are the same things that serve me the most as an adult.” — Kevin Hart Copy Share
Relationships nowadays = First week: I love you so much baby; Second week: Together forever; Third week: Single.. — Kevin Hart Copy Share
Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm… — Kevin Hart Copy Share
The best feeling in the world is seeing the benefits and rewards of hard work. — Kevin Hart Copy Share
At the end of the day, women are a distraction. Whether you realize it or not. — Kevin Hart Copy Share
Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere else entirely. So when you turn up, you're never… — Kevin Hart Copy Share
At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Bill Cosby… — Kevin Hart Copy Share
