The way I figure it, if you can't tell I'm high by looking at me, I win. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
My dad is actually a manic depressive, which is very exciting half the time. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I always thought I was funny, but I was very sensitive, and very provocative just to get a rise out of people. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
They are not testing comics for drugs. If our job is dependent on that, there would be three working comics in the… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I think the reason Jesus is so popular, just on a celebrity level, is that he died at the peak of his… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I live in Los Angeles, I know it exists. I know you're not supposed to taste air. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.' — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I used to do a lot of drugs. I didn't stop because I didn't enjoy them; I stopped because I couldn't handle… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
You get all excited to give her the ring, and it's real emotional, and you give it to her, and she cries.… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
How complicated can ice cream flavors be? How much can you put in there? I mean, when the flavor's something like banana… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I immediately went out and bought a book on anger management. And now I have that book, and I don't know if… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
It's not all about love. That's half of it... The other half is about that moment you have with yourself when you're… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Let's be honest, this is a consumer based economy in America. That's all we manufacture here is need and appetite. We are… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
They used to have a smoking section at most airports. No more. They now have these glass-encased rooms. You're not just a… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I'm just saying, 'Hey, throw me a bone. How about a smile, cute t-shirt? Look at me.' Nothing - unless it's a… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
In show business, it takes 10 years to create an overnight success. You've heard that, right? But what you don't hear is… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
A lot of people think that Jesus is coming back. That's fine, it's your right. But you know, I live in New… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Is there any indication we shouldn't be depressed - are you living on the same planet that I am? Do you ever… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I'm not a racist. It's really case by case; it's not ethnicity specific. It's just the way I react to things that… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
God doesn't seem to talk to people like he used to. Who's he talking to now? I don't know. Then I'm walking… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I used to be jealous; I'm not jealous anymore. And a miracle happened to me, because if you're jealous, it's a cancer,… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I've had this look for about a year. I usually grow this beard out around Christmas. I like to go to malls… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
There's this whole post-modern, nuevo beatnik, retro-bohemian thing going on, you know what I mean? You walk into some coffee shops, and… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
He does have that weird mixture of born again Christian and stupid that some people mistake for courage and focus. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I feel bad for people who have never been addicted to anything, because they're the real losers. You want to know why?… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
The development of the comedy club industry destroyed the uniqueness and intimacy of the profession but it also created jobs for comics and bred… — Marc Maron Copy Share
We’re built to deal with death, disease, failure, struggle, heartbreak, problems. It’s what separates us from the animals and why we envy and love… — Marc Maron Copy Share
We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice. — Marc Maron Copy Share
There's this whole post-modern, nuevo beatnik, retro-bohemian thing going on, you know what I mean? You walk into some coffee shops, and it feels… — Marc Maron Copy Share
My favorite part is being engaged with somebody's story and life, and getting a laugh with people I have a tremendous amount of respect… — Marc Maron Copy Share
The medium of podcasting and the personal nature of it, the relationship you build with your listeners and the relationship they have with you… — Marc Maron Copy Share
“There's something to be said that if everyone likes something there's gotta be something fucking wrong with it on some level. Unless it's ice… — Marc Maron Copy Share
It amazes me that we are all on Twitter and Facebook. By "we" I mean adults. We're adults, right? But emotionally we're a culture… — Marc Maron Copy Share
I'm not against people just being funny or telling stories. I don't need to delve into the soft, dark core all the time. If… — Marc Maron Copy Share
“He doesn't have anything like wisdom of age or hindsight. He's a biased historian of self, an emotional revisionist. We all are, for the… — Marc Maron Copy Share
I live in Los Angeles, I know it exists. I know you're not supposed to taste air. — Marc Maron Copy Share
I knew most of my radio listeners were lefty political people, and I decided definitively not to be that guy - not to address… — Marc Maron Copy Share
There are also always those burnt, hard kernels at the bottom that don't pop. You know why they don't pop? They don't pop because… — Marc Maron Copy Share
I think most other comics are like, 'I'm going to do my fkin' act and that'll be that.' With me, it's like, 'What if… — Marc Maron Copy Share
