I'm happy, certainly, given the times we're living in, to be doing OK, and to not be worrying about money, and to… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I'm weird; I have a very strange emotional memory. I really somehow hold on to even passing moments with people. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
It may have lost its special-ness forever and the clubs might not being doing well but I think standup is in the… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I’m glad to be part of the war on sadness. I’m a part time employee of the illusion that keeps people stupid. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
All I can do in the context of pursuing any sort of TV thing, and all I've done in the past, is… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Most of my comedy writing happens through improvisation on stage; doing it in the moment. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you're one of those people you see… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Because we're comics and we pass each other on campus, we know of each other, and a lot of the time there's… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
For 15 years of my life I smoked, I drank, I used to do drugs... but during that time, I never once… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
It's not all about love. That's half of it... The other half is about that moment you have with yourself when you're… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Most of the comics that I talk to I've never talked to for more than ten minutes ever. So 95 percent of… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
We live in a culture where people are self-centered and careerist and everybody seems to think they have too much on their… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
My cats, the ones that I have, were feral when I found them so the relationship that I have with them 10… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I'm just looking for authentic engagement of some kind, and usually, after an hour or more, you get that. Some people talk… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Most of my comedy writing happens through improvisation on stage; doing it in the moment. Going up with an idea and fleshing… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
It amazes me that we are all on Twitter and Facebook. By "we" I mean adults. We're adults, right? But emotionally we're… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I used to be jealous; I'm not jealous anymore. And a miracle happened to me, because if you're jealous, it's a cancer,… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Everyone is a little bitter. We're born bitter. The personality itself is really just a very complex defense mechanism. A reaction to… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
The development of the comedy club industry destroyed the uniqueness and intimacy of the profession but it also created jobs for comics and bred… — Marc Maron Copy Share
We’re built to deal with death, disease, failure, struggle, heartbreak, problems. It’s what separates us from the animals and why we envy and love… — Marc Maron Copy Share
We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice. — Marc Maron Copy Share
There's this whole post-modern, nuevo beatnik, retro-bohemian thing going on, you know what I mean? You walk into some coffee shops, and it feels… — Marc Maron Copy Share
My favorite part is being engaged with somebody's story and life, and getting a laugh with people I have a tremendous amount of respect… — Marc Maron Copy Share
The medium of podcasting and the personal nature of it, the relationship you build with your listeners and the relationship they have with you… — Marc Maron Copy Share
“There's something to be said that if everyone likes something there's gotta be something fucking wrong with it on some level. Unless it's ice… — Marc Maron Copy Share
It amazes me that we are all on Twitter and Facebook. By "we" I mean adults. We're adults, right? But emotionally we're a culture… — Marc Maron Copy Share
I'm not against people just being funny or telling stories. I don't need to delve into the soft, dark core all the time. If… — Marc Maron Copy Share
“He doesn't have anything like wisdom of age or hindsight. He's a biased historian of self, an emotional revisionist. We all are, for the… — Marc Maron Copy Share
I live in Los Angeles, I know it exists. I know you're not supposed to taste air. — Marc Maron Copy Share
I knew most of my radio listeners were lefty political people, and I decided definitively not to be that guy - not to address… — Marc Maron Copy Share
There are also always those burnt, hard kernels at the bottom that don't pop. You know why they don't pop? They don't pop because… — Marc Maron Copy Share
I think most other comics are like, 'I'm going to do my fkin' act and that'll be that.' With me, it's like, 'What if… — Marc Maron Copy Share
