You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself. — Mae West Copy Share Image
I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid… — Mae West Copy Share Image
I wrote the story myself. It's all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it. — Mae West Copy Share Image
I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!' 'Goodness had nothing to do with it'. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Reason was nowhere, time was an immovable object nailed high on the wall, except where the world kept shop. — Mae West Copy Share
I've been in 'Who's Who' and I know what's what, but it'll be the first time I ever made the dictionary. — Mae West Copy Share
In my long and colorful career, one thing stands out: I have been misunderstood. — Mae West Copy Share
A real farmer. He spent his childhood in the wheat, and his marriage in the hay. — Mae West Copy Share
Marriage? I ain't got time for a husband or child. All my life I've looked after myself as if I was my own child. — Mae West Copy Share
Positive thoughts generate positive feelings and attract positive life experiences. You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. — Mae West Copy Share
