You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins. — Mae West Copy Share Image
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made… — Mae West Copy Share Image
Girls, give all your gentlemen friends an even break, even if you have to break them in the attempt. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in the lap of luxury. — Mae West Copy Share Image
I wrote the story myself. It's all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Reason was nowhere, time was an immovable object nailed high on the wall, except where the world kept shop. — Mae West Copy Share
I've been in 'Who's Who' and I know what's what, but it'll be the first time I ever made the dictionary. — Mae West Copy Share
In my long and colorful career, one thing stands out: I have been misunderstood. — Mae West Copy Share
A real farmer. He spent his childhood in the wheat, and his marriage in the hay. — Mae West Copy Share
Marriage? I ain't got time for a husband or child. All my life I've looked after myself as if I was my own child. — Mae West Copy Share
Positive thoughts generate positive feelings and attract positive life experiences. You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. — Mae West Copy Share
