Women Quotes by Laura Schlessinger

Arguing with a man doesn't work.

— Laura Schlessinger

Don't underestimate how fine you are.

— Laura Schlessinger

There's no point feeling angry at a drunk.

— Laura Schlessinger

I think I average one good sulk a week.

— Laura Schlessinger

Only good people feel guilt.

— Laura Schlessinger

Do not blame God for your stupid decisions.

— Laura Schlessinger

Make believe I'm right.

— Laura Schlessinger

As women go, so goes civilization.

— Laura Schlessinger

There's no point dating a guy who can't support a family.

— Laura Schlessinger

My father was right. Unfortunately, he died before I could tell him.

— Laura Schlessinger

That's your life. Get used to it. Don't get mad at me- you married him.

— Laura Schlessinger

There's no battered woman alive who didn't know in advance that the man was bad.

— Laura Schlessinger

There are so many responsible, nice, kind guys out there. Why marry a fixer-upper?

— Laura Schlessinger

I'm very fond of food. I get hungry, and I like to eat almost all the time.

— Laura Schlessinger

Did you hear what I said? It was very profound.

— Laura Schlessinger

Everyone has the right to go on a vacation without kids if they want.

— Laura Schlessinger

Men are very easy- You treat them well, and they behave right. You don't treat them well, and they don't behave right.

— Laura Schlessinger

Men are very emotionally dependent upon women from the day they are born to the day they expire.

— Laura Schlessinger

People who have "their own issues" often don't stand back and look at the big picture- they're too busy orchestrating their own…

— Laura Schlessinger

You don't need to make your heart and your head agree. Let your head make the decision, your heart will catch up…

— Laura Schlessinger

Most people are weak and frightened, and run from anything which could be upsetting. Most people, also, are takers and not givers.

— Laura Schlessinger

You'd be amazed at how much power women have over men - and the basic control is nagging... Men are very simple…

— Laura Schlessinger

When men or women make their work their top priority and become hostile to the normal, natural needs of their children and…

— Laura Schlessinger

Women seem not to understand, or underestimate, the profound power they have over their husbands.

— Laura Schlessinger

A typical complaint of married women with children is that their job stress tired them out so that they have little quality…

— Laura Schlessinger

“But the reality is that women today do not think of themselves in the context of helping "their man." Women today have…

— Laura Schlessinger

You have the power. You are the magic wand.

— Laura Schlessinger

I know I'm right, and I know you're wrong.

— Laura Schlessinger

Never use God to hurt yourself.

— Laura Schlessinger

I'm so happy, I can hardly spit.

— Laura Schlessinger

There's no reason to yell at anybody.

— Laura Schlessinger

My way of thinking is better than yours.

— Laura Schlessinger

It's not the worst thing in the world to look different from everyone else.

— Laura Schlessinger

When we're hurting, it does not give us a license to hurt others.

— Laura Schlessinger

You can't marry boys and expect them to be men - and you can't massage them into being men.

— Laura Schlessinger

Men are very easy to get along with- they just want to come home to something pleasant.

— Laura Schlessinger

Promises made out of ignorance should not be kept.

— Laura Schlessinger

Never miss an opportunity to look like a nice guy.

— Laura Schlessinger

If your life is going to be dictated by what's comfortable, your life will stink.

— Laura Schlessinger

Going into therapy doesn't guarantee poop on toast.

— Laura Schlessinger