Women Quotes by Laura Schlessinger · Page 2

Why should a man say what he feels, when a women is going to ignore what he says?

— Laura Schlessinger

Everyone has the right to go on a vacation without kids if they want.

— Laura Schlessinger

I'm very fond of food. I get hungry, and I like to eat almost all the time.

— Laura Schlessinger

Did you hear what I said? It was very profound.

— Laura Schlessinger

When we're hurting, it does not give us a license to hurt others.

— Laura Schlessinger

You can't marry boys and expect them to be men - and you can't massage them into being men.

— Laura Schlessinger

It's not the worst thing in the world to look different from everyone else.

— Laura Schlessinger

There's no point dating a guy who can't support a family.

— Laura Schlessinger

Women seem not to understand, or underestimate, the profound power they have over their husbands.

— Laura Schlessinger

Most people are weak and frightened, and run from anything which could be upsetting. Most people, also, are takers and not givers.

— Laura Schlessinger

You'd be amazed at how much power women have over men - and the basic control is nagging... Men are very simple…

— Laura Schlessinger

Too many people make the past their identity and spend the rest of their lives accumulating sympathy for their past pain.

— Laura Schlessinger

Children have no reasonable assumption of privacy while they are minors in their parent's home.

— Laura Schlessinger

It doesn't matter what you say [to me] after "even though". I never change my mind. Give it up.

— Laura Schlessinger

There is little reason left for society to respect women as it once did. Women get knocked up. They don't marry. They…

— Laura Schlessinger

Decent responsible parents are a royal pain- that's how you know when you have them [such parents].

— Laura Schlessinger

There are so many responsible, nice, kind guys out there. Why marry a fixer-upper?

— Laura Schlessinger

There's no battered woman alive who didn't know in advance that the man was bad.

— Laura Schlessinger

My father was right. Unfortunately, he died before I could tell him.

— Laura Schlessinger

That's your life. Get used to it. Don't get mad at me- you married him.

— Laura Schlessinger

Promises made out of ignorance should not be kept.

— Laura Schlessinger

If your life is going to be dictated by what's comfortable, your life will stink.

— Laura Schlessinger

Never miss an opportunity to look like a nice guy.

— Laura Schlessinger

Men are very easy to get along with- they just want to come home to something pleasant.

— Laura Schlessinger

A lot of people do what we call neurotic things in order to repair their childhood.

— Laura Schlessinger

There is no unconditional love in the universe.

— Laura Schlessinger

Other people do not owe me their availability.

— Laura Schlessinger

Some women are like elephants. I don't mean size, I mean they never forget.

— Laura Schlessinger

Every man knows- you criticize a woman - that's it for sex for the next year.

— Laura Schlessinger

Sometimes guys avoid things they don't know how to do well.

— Laura Schlessinger

If you think positively instead of negatively, you'll behave better and you'll feel better.

— Laura Schlessinger

If you want a weak man, you might as well marry a woman.

— Laura Schlessinger

It's a tough world out there, and women can't afford to be weenies.

— Laura Schlessinger

Nobody leaves a house where there is peace, joy and good sex.

— Laura Schlessinger

The worst thing is the world is a defensive my-kid-can't-do-anything-wrong parent.

— Laura Schlessinger

There's no point in arguing with me- in my mind, I'm always right.

— Laura Schlessinger

When you're around people, act like you like them.

— Laura Schlessinger

A lot of what children's hurt feelings are about is how the parents react.

— Laura Schlessinger

If you can't handle the baggage, you'll have to get out of the baggage room.

— Laura Schlessinger

Isn't it nice to know that you can put a worm on your hook and get a fish all charged up?

— Laura Schlessinger