I always did like a man in uniform. And that one fits you grand. Why don't you come up sometime and see… — Mae West Copy Share Image
Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Don't come crawlin' to a man for love-he likes to get a run for his money. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Sometimes it seems to me I've known so many men that the FBI ought to come to me first to compare fingerprints. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't need an alibi. And, girls, if he… — Mae West Copy Share Image
Dennis Thatcher, husband of Margaret Thatcher, when asked who wore the pants in his house, said "I do, and I also wash… — Mae West Copy Share Image
You may think you're in love when the passions of sex get hold of you, but if you didn't love the man… — Mae West Copy Share Image
I freely chose the kind of life I led because I was convinced that a woman has as much right as a… — Mae West Copy Share Image
Men? Sure, I've known lots of them. But I never found one I liked well enough to marry. Besides, I've always been… — Mae West Copy Share Image
Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart. Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook. — Mae West Copy Share Image
I meet a man with a thousand dollars and leave him with two; that's the meaning of subtraction. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Girls, give all your gentlemen friends an even break, even if you have to break them in the attempt. — Mae West Copy Share Image
I've no time for broads who want to rule the world alone. Without men, who'd do up the zipper on the back… — Mae West Copy Share Image
I've always taken men just as I found 'em, and thank heavens I've been able to find 'em. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Don't forget honey. Never let one man worry your mind. Find 'em, fool 'em and forget 'em. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Reason was nowhere, time was an immovable object nailed high on the wall, except where the world kept shop. — Mae West Copy Share
I've been in 'Who's Who' and I know what's what, but it'll be the first time I ever made the dictionary. — Mae West Copy Share
In my long and colorful career, one thing stands out: I have been misunderstood. — Mae West Copy Share
A real farmer. He spent his childhood in the wheat, and his marriage in the hay. — Mae West Copy Share
Marriage? I ain't got time for a husband or child. All my life I've looked after myself as if I was my own child. — Mae West Copy Share
Positive thoughts generate positive feelings and attract positive life experiences. You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. — Mae West Copy Share
