A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he…

When one of the down Easters boasted of not having any gray hair, but who was bald, Dad told the story of how St.…

— Hal Turner

“The life of man is so short that ordinary people simply cannot afford to be born”

— Halldór Laxness

Man is in his short sojourn on earth equal to God in His eternity.

— Zygmunt Bauman

Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom.

— Noel Coward

What ought a man be? Well, my short answer is 'himself'.

— Henrik Ibsen

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

— Mae West

Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present

— Mae West

Women are like iPhones: You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries: Rub one ball and everything moves.

— Azgraybebly Joslan

I believe in the single standard -- for men and women.

— Mae West

One of my strongest memories is my father playing bongos in the living room in Detroit listening to Motown radio. He was this skinny…

— Sufjan Stevens

Yes, Clay Matthews has a long, golden, Fabio-esque flowing mane that most women would chick-slap someone for. And yes, the shiny, beautiful, dark locks…

— Julie Foudy

I'm looking forward to go bald for a film but nothing has been offered to me yet. Given a chance I'd take a pair…

— Akshara Haasan

Many a crown Covers bald foreheads.

— Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Because I'm a bald, dim-witted writer, people think I couldn't possibly be her husband, so they occasionally confuse me for someone more glamorous. At…

— Steve Rushin

Given a choice between two bald political candidates, the American people will vote for the less bald of the two.

— Victor Gold