If you're funny; if theres something that makes you laugh, then every days going to be OK. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Labor Day is a great opportunity to reflect on what you failed to accomplish this summer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That Moment When You're Having One Of The Moments You See In Romance Movies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope you get into all the classes you're planning to drop when they require too much work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My insomnia is so bad that even when I do sleep I dream about lying awake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when youre playing with your pen in class and suddenly it flys across the room and everyone stares at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Leap Day. According to 30 Rock, which is an authority on these matters: anything that happens today, didn't. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you'd been a prisoner liberated from the Bastille, I'd have carefully considered your plight before alerting the authorities. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom: Hey , why are you all dressed up? Where are you going? Daughter: To the bathroom , I need a new… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We've still got a few days until Valentine's Day, so if you're secretly in love with me... Now is the time to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Quick! I need a good made up superhero name! (my friends and I need them for school) I was told by someone… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched, ninjas. The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found" Well played, ninjas, well played ;) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mirror: awh! you look good today! so pretty! Camera: ahaha! is that a girl or adog? paper bag that face pleaaaseee! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Thanksgiving to someone I'd have no problem stomping to death on Black Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your are what you eat right? oh I get it thats why all girls are orange! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Grandparents Day from people you should appreciate for not yet putting you in a nursing home. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know your talented when you can untangle your headphones in the dark. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your dad thinks that every boy you talk to is your boyfriend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At least you're as thin as the college rejection letters you're receiving. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The feeling when you tell someone your going to bed but your not and you want to post something on facebook lol — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its funny when you always talk a lot about studying , but always ending up cheating ! the heck. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friendship Day is the perfect time to not reflect on the friends I've methodically erased from my life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's all admit we all pick the Dorito that looks like it has the most flavor on it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No one is normal. There are just a lot of weird people with things in common. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That Beautiful moment When a guy stretches so far , you can see his abbs and boxers. . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone makes fun of your favorite celeb, you automatically defend them without even realizing it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can talk behind my back allyou want. You'd never have the balls to say it to my face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Without my drivers license, youll just have to believe the age I tell you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Memorial Day to someone who gets post-traumatic stress from watching Saving Private Ryan in HD. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
