History always tells a story... That's why you must always clear it before your dad uses the computer! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you want a high performance woman, I can go from zero to b**** in less than 2.1 seconds. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, a wePhone or an ourPhone it's an iPhone! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A genius sometimes can not answer a simple question asked by a stupid person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Okayy, I feel like I'm blowing up your newsfeed with things from my summer bucket list. Sorry! I'm done for now:P hahaha — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is generally agreed that "Hello" is an appropriate greeting because if you entered a room and said "Goodbye," it could confuse… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dora: What was your favorite part? You: My favorite part was - Dora: I liked that part too! You: DON'T INTERRUPT ME,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher: Where is your book? Student: At home. Teacher: What's it doing there? Student: Having more fun than me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny how we do nice things for people and nobody ever notice it. But once we make only one mistake, they'll… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You think I'm shy and boring & you don't like me because of that but I don't really care. You just don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Went to This Weird Store haha were Nutella was only $1.79 And at Wal-mart its like 4 dollars a jar! so I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would like to be on the list of suspects during your next pregnancy scare. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you're best friends when you're in the bathroom arguing over who gets the big stall. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone introduce me to whoever invented Mornings. I will beat the shit out of them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I turned my phone onto Airplane mode and threw it up into the air. Worst. Transformer. Ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, you're cool enough to reply with a one word response? I'm cool enough to not respond. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The beach is a great place to relieve the soul-crushing stress you build up in the traffic going to the beach. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate the nerds that cover up their answers.. Like come on, let's work together bro. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I used to wonder what itd be like to read other peoples minds. Then I got a Facebook account, and Im over… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Canada Day is a great reminder to move to Canada if any of the current Republican presidential candidates win. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment, when you and your best friend look at each other and know what you both are thinking and laugh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont understand why they have push or pull tags on the doors while it opens both sides of the store..!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In school, if you take too long in the bathroom, everyone thinks you pooped! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear restroom, you aren't just a bathroom. You are a place to talk, cry, gossip and escape from my class. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when Phineas & Ferb never go to school but they're still smarter than you :D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
